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UN?">Is Judith off to the UN?

by Whaleoil May 20, 2009

The Wha­le­oil tipline is run­ning hot from informed folk in Welling­ton telling me that Judith Tizard will shortly announce that she too is off to a cushy job at the UN?

Unwanted in New Zealand and Auck­land Cen­tral it looks like she may have scored the ulti­mate in unac­count­able jobs.

If any­one can enlighten me fur­ther I would appre­ci­ate it.

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Matt McCarten : Goff falls in challenge to show courage under bloggers’ fire

by Whaleoil April 25, 2009

Phil Twyford - HarpoonedMatt McCarten : Goff falls in chal­lenge to show courage under blog­gers’ fireIt’s ironic that in the same week we com­mem­o­rate the courage of young men who died in bat­tle, our new Labour Party lead­ers hoisted up the white flag in Helen Clark’s vacant seat. It’s been an open secret for some time that Phil… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

With­out men­tion­ing us, Matt McCarten has acknowl­edged that DPF and I have har­pooned Phil Twyford and may yet har­poon Mt Albert as well for Labour.

Inde­pen­dent ver­i­fi­ca­tion of a slay­ing is always most sat­is­fy­ing, more so than claim­ing the kill yourself.

McCarten accuses Phil Goff of extreme cow­ardice under fire, fire that was deliv­ered via the blogs. On reflec­tion it is hard to argue with McCarten’s analysis.

But in a stun­ning dis­play of polit­i­cal cow­ardice, the Labour Party national hier­ar­chy this week knee-capped Twyford. The polit­i­cal assas­si­na­tion of one of their best and bright­est is one of the most dis­loyal and treach­er­ous polit­i­cal acts I’ve seen.

What is dis­heart­en­ing is that Labour’s action wasn’t from a place of prin­ci­pled strat­egy but the result of hys­te­ria gen­er­ated by their polit­i­cal opponents.

I salute the right-wing blog­gers, who mis­chie­vously insti­gated a desta­bil­is­ing cam­paign against Labour by writ­ing that National could win Mt Albert if Twyford was the Labour Party nom­i­nee. Twyford is a cur­rent list MP. Their genius was in point­ing out that if Twyford won — as was widely assumed — then Judith Tizard, as the next-highest place list can­di­date, would be enti­tled to return to Par­lia­ment to replace Twyford’s vacant list spot.

The blog­gers claimed that Twyford’s cam­paign would be over­shad­owed by the furore of the sup­pos­edly unpop­u­lar Tizard slip­ping back into Parliament.

Pri­vately, none of the blog­gers believed that their strat­egy would amount to much, but were incred­u­lous when cer­tain media play­ers started tak­ing it seriously.

What gob­s­macked the blog­gers par­tic­u­larly — and fatally for Twyford — was that the Labour Party pan­icked. There were even some attempts to force Tizard to step down off the list, which of course she wouldn’t.

Heh.….Are we now run­ning Labour’s strategy?

Per­haps the best line of all in the whole arti­cle is the last;

Richard Preb­ble once said to me that no politi­cian can make it with­out courage. In this respect, Goff — in his first test as leader — has failed. If I was a Labour MP I wouldn’t vol­un­teer to share a fox­hole with Goff when the shoot­ing starts.

Hard hats anyone?

 

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Labour happy to have Tizard back, Goff says

by Whaleoil April 13, 2009

Labour happy to have Tizard back, Goff saysLabour has no prob­lem with for­mer MP Judith Tizard com­ing back to Par­lia­ment on its party list, leader Phil Goff says. He was react­ing to spec­u­la­tion that the party would select a non-list MP to stand in the Mt Albert by-election… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

Asked how he felt about the poten­tial return of Ms Tizard, who lost Auck­land Cen­tral to National’s Nicky Kaye, Mr Goff said: “I am very happy to see any for­mer Labour col­league back in parliament.”

Err, really? How about your old mate Roger Douglas?

Or for that mat­ter:
Richard Preb­ble
John Tami­here
David Benson-Pope
Taito Philip Field

Should Labour’s can­di­date squeak in and Judith Tizard returns off the list then TIFKAG has a prob­lem with his front bench. He would surely have to have Judith Tizard there as Labour’s third most expe­ri­enced ex-minister.

If I was a voter in Mt Albert I would seri­ously be con­sid­er­ing whether or not I wanted an MP des­tined to sit on the oppo­si­tion benches for 12 years or some­one who could con­tribute in government.

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Labour polling heavily in Mt Albert

by Whaleoil April 4, 2009

Labour Party multi-national poll­sters UMR have been heav­ily polling in Mount Albert.

Last week, they ran a sim­ple poll. National vot­ers were amused that when they said that they had voted for the National can­di­date at the the last elec­tion — the call was tem­i­nated. I guess they aren’t expect­ing to pick up any votes off National.

This weekend’s poll had more issues ques­tions. They ques­tioned the vot­ers on their throughts about the return of Judith Tizard. They also asked about the SH20 exten­tion — the famous motor­way for which Helen Clark famously said it would go through her elec­torate “over her dead body”.

The really inter­est­ing thing is not the ques­tions — it is why they are so exten­sively polling in the first place? This is one of Labour’s safest seats. There are no can­di­dates and there is no elec­tion date set.

The only con­clu­sion is that last week’s num­bers were so trou­bling that they needed to find out where the prob­lem was and what issues they could run on to turn it around.

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Tizard time-bomb ticking under Mt Albert

by Whaleoil March 31, 2009

Tizard time-bomb tick­ing under Mt AlbertLabour’s “Tizard dilemma” is not going to resolve itself, with Judith Tizard hang­ing on to the ticket that will get her back to Par­lia­ment. The cause of the prob­lem is the Mt Albert byelec­tion: if list MP Phil Twyford wins the… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

Patrick Gower exposes the upgrad­ing of the Tizard Dilemma to a Time Bomb.

Unfor­tu­nately for Labour Tizard hasn’t really helped the sit­u­a­tion with her com­ments to Patrick.Ms Tizard said Labour would be silly to buy into the “Tizard dilemma” and try and keep her out.

If there is not a place for a 53-year-old woman who has been in elected posi­tions for 26 of her 31 years, I guess I would want to know what the prob­lem was.”

Ms Tizard said she had not yet been approached to stand aside, nor had she gone to the party to ask if there was a problem.

She said she was enjoy­ing life out­side Par­lia­ment and was aston­ished at the “crazi­ness” of spec­u­la­tion about her pos­si­ble return.

I am gar­den­ing, I am spend­ing time with my friends and fam­ily. I am read­ing, I am writ­ing. I have just gone and bought a lamp­shade. I have a life.”

Rii­i­i­ight, So The Tiz thinks that the demo­graphic for Bar­ren Old Bid­dies with no work expe­ri­ence is under rep­re­sented. She just can’t stop telling lies though, as if she has any friends, no one believes that, even The Stan­dard is openly mock­ing her.

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The Tizard Dilemma

by Whaleoil March 30, 2009

The lef­t­ards at the Lap-blog The Stan­dard actu­ally do seem to have a sense of humour. They have posted this out­stand­ing burn of Judith Tizard. Now if the lap-bloggers are shun­ning you with mirth then I think it is fair to say that you have had your chance and it will be a cold day in hell before they will give you another one.

Judith Tizard and The Labour Party are no longer friends

 

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DimPost breaks news on Tizard

by Whaleoil March 25, 2009

The Dim­post has bro­ken the news that Judith Tizard will be going to New York with Helen Clark.

Spec­u­la­tion on the future career of Labour politi­cian Judith Tizard ended today with an announce­ment from Helen Clark that she would be tak­ing the ousted Auck­land Cen­tral MP to the United States with her this August, when she trav­els to New York to take up her new job as head of the United Nations Devel­op­ment Program.

It had been rumoured that Tizard would stand as a Labour Party can­di­date in Clark’s Mt Albert elec­torate, return to Par­lia­ment as a list MP or even run for mayor of Auckland’s supercity. Those rumours were quashed today with the news of her depar­ture for New York. Clark advised that she has not yet informed Tizard about her upcom­ing move, as the prospect of such a long jour­ney would only frighten and con­fuse her. Tizard will be leav­ing a month before Clark, as US Depart­ment of Agri­cul­ture reg­u­la­tions state that Tizard — who was Min­is­ter of Auck­land, as well as Asso­ciate Min­is­ter for Arts and Trans­port — must spend at least a month in quar­an­tine before she can enter the US.

Read the rest.…this is why I read DiM’s blog.…he actu­ally gets it.

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#s92a Victory

by Whaleoil March 23, 2009

National has announced that s92a, Judith Tizard’s ill con­ceived sop to big busi­ness, is as dead as Tizards polit­i­cal career.

Prime Min­is­ter John Key has announced that the gov­ern­ment will throw out the con­tro­ver­sial Sec­tion 92A of the Copy­right Amend­ment (New Tech­nolo­gies) Act and start again.

Com­merce and jus­tice min­is­ter Simon Power will now meet with offi­cials and rewrite the Sec­tion 92A (S92) of the Act from the ground up.

Sec­tion 92a is not going to come into force as orig­i­nally writ­ten. We have now asked the min­is­ter of com­merce to start work on a replace­ment sec­tion,” the prime min­is­ter said.

No time­frame has been set for amend­ing S92.

Well done, lis­ten­ing to your cit­i­zens rather than ram­ming through ide­o­log­i­cally inspired stu­pid laws.

 

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Silliness on the hustings

by Whaleoil October 18, 2008

Silli­ness on the hus­tingsIt seems the bat­tle­ground elec­torate of Auck­land Cen­tral has the most oddly named can­di­dates in the coun­try. The ACT can­di­date is Mr Scott Uren. I can only con­clude that it must be his party’s tough law and order stance that has… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

Judith Tizard gets a slap from the HoS about her mad rant­i­ngs and unin­ten­tional abuse of the Green can­di­date. Clearly “the Tiz” is get­ting rat­tled by the enthu­si­as­tic and pop­u­lar National can­di­date Nikki Kaye.

Fancy hav­ing to have your own Mum and Dad ring­ing peo­ple on the beg for sup­port, not to men­tion rop­ing in every other for­lorn los­ing can­di­date in Auck­land to help save your use­less butt. Rather than cam­paign­ing in Hunua, Jor­dan Carter is con­stantly spot­ting help­ing out in Auck­land Cen­tral in an attempt to shore up the fail­ing sup­port for Tizard and Labour.

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Tizard goes Global for all the wrong reasons

by Whaleoil October 11, 2008

Judith Tizard has hit world­wide head­lines for all the wrong rea­sons. Once again though, it is her incred­i­bly bad tem­per that has landed her in hot water.

Now this isn’t just bad it is dis­as­trous. Her attack on rea­son­able busi­ness lead­ers over egre­gious law­mak­ing was com­pletely unwar­ranted. The same thing hap­pened to the Cana­dian Copy­right min­is­ter who rammed through exactly the same thing. She lost her seat in their recent elections.

She is now fea­tur­ing on Boing­Bo­ing, the num­ber one blog in the world with mil­lions of pageviews daily.

Stu­pid numpty bitch. A reader also sent this photo of the mad cow at the end of her own wreck of a career look­ing at the equiv­a­lent of polit­i­cal junkyard.

Political Junkyard

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Interesting tale of the list

by Whaleoil September 3, 2008

A very smart reader of this blog has sent in very sim­ple analy­sis of one can­di­dates list rank­ings since 1996.

It si the list rank­ing posi­tions of one Judith Tizard, the absen­tee MP for Auck­land Cen­tral. Thank­fully due to the efforts of Nikki Kaye we aren’t likely to see Tizard either in the par­lia­ment or on Labour’s next list.

1996 — 11th
1999 — 19th
2002 — 21st
2005 — 18th
2008 — 38th

As you can see, Tizard the Lizard’s list rank­ing has been up and down, but more down like a whore’s draws.

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Axis of Weasel luck out

by Whaleoil August 31, 2008

New gen­er­a­tion to fly party flag at elec­tionLabour has ensured it will have an injec­tion of new faces after the next elec­tion by aban­don­ing its prac­tice of rank­ing MPs ahead of other can­di­dates, instead putting great empha­sis on eth­nic diver­sity. Its top-ranking new face… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

The Axis of Weasel did a stel­lar job of advanc­ing their list plac­ings. Jor­dan, espe­cially, must be regret­ting felch­ing his way round the Euro­pean Parliament.

Jor­dan Carter #70
Kate Sut­ton #63
Conor Roberts #64

Of course Bren­den Shee­han didn’t fig­ure at all after I destroyed his cred­i­bil­ity as a can­di­date. Other can­di­dates that need to dust off their extremely thin CV’s include Mr Pho­to­shop Brian Kelly, Judith Tizard, Darien “Smack­head” Fen­ton and Michael Wood.

If this is the result of “three years’ work — of recruit­ment, of can­di­dates, iden­ti­fi­ca­tion, and so on” then they should sack their recruiters, and as for “gen­er­a­tional change”, well, what a fuck­ing stu­pid thing to say when your top new­comer is 62 year old Rajen Prasad.

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Tizard in trouble in Auckland Central

by Whaleoil August 26, 2008

Incum­bent absen­tee MP Judith Tizard is in seri­ous trou­ble in Auck­land Central.

On Sun­day night vet­eran spin meis­ter Matthew Hooton, on his Radio Live show, was allud­ing to a leaked poll that showed the party vote in Auck­land Cen­tral was going to National and that Nikki Kaye was in front by two points. Dra­mat­i­cally the results have leapt 15 points since the poll was last com­mis­sioned show­ing that vot­ers in Auck­land Cen­tral believe there is a real alter­na­tive to their cur­rent non-existant MP.

I tried to track down Kaye for com­ments but she was out door knock­ing after her cam­paign launch on Sun­day and didn’t return my calls. A spokesman for her cam­paign refused to dis­cuss the poll results and even denied that the poll existed. He said that Nikki was focussed on becom­ing the best MP Auck­land Cen­tral had ever had.

WOBH though has obtained the polling results from a seper­ate source and can con­firm that Tizard is indeed in trou­ble and National could be look­ing seri­ously at lift­ing this seat. A seat I might add that they have never even had a remote chance of lift­ing before.

Labour is in real trou­ble. They are los­ing the all impor­tant party vote as well.

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Auckland: Two stories

by Whaleoil August 23, 2008

I have two tales for you about Auck­land. Well one isn’t a tale, ok it is but it is Aaron Bhatnagar’s tale and he has posted Chap­ter 4 of Trans­mo­gri­fi­ca­tion on Auck­land Blog.

In this chap­ter Aaron explores the turn­ing point in Hubbard’s failed may­oralty and his failed Team 20 concept.

The sec­ond story I have for you is about Auck­land Cen­tral Elec­torate and the dif­fer­ence between two candidates.

Today wasn’t a flash day in Auck­land and yet the two main con­tenders in Auck­land Cen­tral Elec­torate used it rather differently.

The incum­bent, one Judith Tizard, was sip­ping, in quan­ti­ties rather unbe­com­ing a Mem­ber of Par­lia­ment, cham­pagne in North­cote this morn­ing.  It should be noted that North­cote isn’t in Auck­land Cen­tral Elec­torate. It is seper­ated by a stretch of water and a rather large bridge, yet there she was sip­ping cham­pagne in Northote.

Mean­while actu­ally in the elec­torate was Nikki Kaye. She was out knock­ing on doors that the incum­bent prob­a­bly has never knocked on, work­ing tire­lessly meet­ing her soon to be constituents.

What a con­trast, one fat, dumb, lazy incum­bent MP swig­ging cham­pagne like the Chardon­nay Social­ist she is and the other fit, young can­di­date leg­ging it around the elec­torate meet­ing people.

It must be said that Judith sip­ping Chan­pagne in North­cote was prob­a­bly help­ing National on both sides of the Bridge.

 

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ANZAC story number 3">Judith’s ANZAC story number 3

by Whaleoil May 5, 2008

Let’s recap before I get into the lat­est ker­fuf­fle from ANZAC day for the soon to be erst­while MP for Auck­land Central.

First up she picks a fight with Aaron Bhat­na­gar about where she actu­ally lost her vir­gin­ity to Mat Rata. Appar­ently she is mor­ti­fied that is was sug­gested that it was the back seat of his car. There was no deny­ing that it was Mat Rata, but we are just a bit short on a qual­i­fi­ca­tion on where exactly this momen­tous occa­sion happened.

Sec­ondly she accosted a 16 year old school boy of jew­ish extrac­tion and called him a “Nazi Stormtrooper”. If that was despi­ca­ble enough, remem­ber that this was ANZAC Day at the civil ser­vice in sight of the Ceno­taph com­mem­o­rat­ing those who fell fight­ing the Nazi’s. Dou­bly disrespectful.

Which brings us up to date and now I can tell you some more about the dis­gust­ing behav­iour of this gov­ern­ment minister.

After last years appalling dis­play the folk in charge of the Civic Ser­vice actu­ally didn’t want Judith turn­ing up so they didn’t invite her…really they didn’t invite her. When Judith found out she organ­ised some toady to ring and beg, and beg was the word that was used, beg to be included in the cer­e­mony, but not con­tent with a lit­tle grov­el­ing actu­ally laid down a demand that she be seated next to ex-Peacenik Phil Goff (the last time he went near the ceno­taph he was hang­ing a NVA flag on it).

The organ­is­ers relented and hastily added her to the guest list but didn’t accede to her demands to be sat next to Phil.

To make mat­ters worse after the cer­e­mony and after the two inci­dents about she was then intro­duced to her oppo­nent in Auck­land Cen­tral, Nikki Kaye. Judith Tizard didn’t even have the com­mon cour­tesy to shake her hand and went whin­ing on about Aaron Bhatnagar.

Now before any­one calls bull­shit I have at least three wit­nesses to all of these events should any edi­tor get up the gump­tion to print these descrip­tions of some­one who is per­haps the most foul of peo­ple to grace the planet.

Let me tell you the organ­is­ers won’t be invit­ing her next year even if she pays to come.

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