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Twyford given a slapping

by Whaleoil July 10, 2009

Edi­to­r­ial: Giv­ing chil­dren the vote an absurd sug­ges­tionThe idea of giv­ing chil­dren the right to vote — through their par­ents — is not new. Five or so years ago, a left­ist British think-tank sug­gested it, along with low­er­ing the vot­ing age to 14. Now, the con­cept has popped up here in… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

The can­di­date that Labour was too scared to use in Mt Albert has opened his gob a few times and most of the things he has had to say have been pre­dictably stupid.

Today the NZ Her­ald edi­to­r­ial slams one of his stu­pid ideas. The mad thought that some­how chil­dren should be given the right to vote via a proxy — their parents.

The assump­tion is that vot­ers, non-parents excepted, do not already place an empha­sis on cre­at­ing a bet­ter coun­try for their chil­dren when they enter a polling booth. In many cases, that is surely wrong. Worse still, it is obvi­ous why the con­cept of a par­ent with eight chil­dren hav­ing nine votes has sprung from left-of-centre sources. Par­ties of that incli­na­tion tend to gar­ner sup­port from large fam­i­lies, if only because of the wel­fare pack­ages. One per­son, nine votes would redraw the polit­i­cal land­scape. Child­less peo­ple would feel like second-class cit­i­zens. As pro­pos­als go, this is one of the more pal­pa­bly absurd.

The other absurd sug­ges­tion of Phil Twyford’s is thank­fully never likely to even get to the first read­ing. His egre­gious lies in just one post and a web­site should actu­ally be pros­e­cuted as mis­lead­ing in the extreme.

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Rudman may not be a blogger but he is getting the language

by Whaleoil July 5, 2009

Brian Rud­man: Ref­er­en­dum calls dis­tract us from cre­at­ing true demo­c­ra­tic governance

Brian Rud­man pro­vides a refresh­ing view of the silly calls for a ref­er­en­dum on the Super City.

Every time I hear some­one advo­cat­ing a ref­er­en­dum I cringe. Surely the $9 mil­lion anti-smacking cha­rade is evi­dence enough that ask­ing the great unwashed to say yes or no to a com­plex, many-faceted conun­drum is a dumb way to go.

In recent weeks we’ve had Labour leader Phil Goff demand­ing a ref­er­en­dum on the Auck­land Super City, and now Labour’s Auck­land issues spokesman, Phil Twyford, is intro­duc­ing leg­is­la­tion requir­ing a ref­er­en­dum before any pub­licly owned com­mu­nity assets are sold. But, oddly, only when Auck­land assets are at risk.

Well pre­cisely. But Rud­man goes further.

Per­haps I’ve been snooz­ing of late, but the only Auck­lan­ders I’m aware of who worry them­selves to sleep about such things are pro­fes­sion­als hand-wringers like intre­pid water rights cam­paigner Penny Bright and a few old-style left­ies who keep Roger Dou­glas voodoo dolls on their man­tel­pieces to remind them of the bad old days.

Heh, Rud­man is clearly going to get bom­barded with those angry ital­i­cised and bolded emails with every ‘S’ turned into ‘$’ from Mad Penny. Could be worse he could get the angry lit­tle unwashed man who reck­ons he hasn’t paid rates for 10 years scream­ing in his face what a c**t he is and how given half a chance he’d bash him. The same lit­tle smelly loser who prob­a­bly rents given his thread-bare cloth­ing didn’t take up my offer to give it a go and see how he gets on.

Rud­man then points out some incon­ve­nient facts for the rent-an-outrage mob;

I know it won’t reas­sure the worry-warts, but four years ago the tide actu­ally turned when pub­licly owned Auck­land Regional Hold­ings, headed by Act sup­porter Judith Bas­sett, bought the 20 per cent of Ports of Auck­land shares in pri­vate hands, return­ing the port com­pany to full pub­lic own­er­ship. A few weeks ago, when port com­pany chair­man Gary Judd refloated the idea of pri­vati­sa­tion, he was uncer­e­mo­ni­ously sacked. Even more recently, the right-dominated Auck­land City Coun­cil endorsed a 10-year city plan with a com­mit­ment not to sell its air­port shares.

Despite this, some are still con­vinced that the Super City rev­o­lu­tion is just a smoke­screen, cov­er­ing up a das­tardly grand plan to pri­va­tise the remain­ing community-owned assets. The grand-daddy of the con­spir­a­cies is that Mark Ford, for­mer chief exec­u­tive of pub­licly owned bulk water sup­plier Water­care and now chair­man of the Auck­land Tran­si­tion Author­ity, is a tool of the forces of evil, inte­grat­ing Water­care and the local retail water com­pa­nies into one, in prepa­ra­tion for hand­ing Auckland’s water sys­tem over to a pri­vate inter­na­tional water mogul.

Even Rud­man sees through the mad emails and let­ters that keep arriv­ing about Mark Ford.

Mr Twyford’s bill will also out­law the sale of parks, swim­ming pools, libraries, halls and pub­lic hous­ing with­out ref­er­en­dum support.

The bill seems fuelled by the more extreme planks of the Act Party’s elec­tion man­i­festo restrict­ing local gov­ern­ment to “core” busi­ness. Act leader Rod­ney Hide is the Min­is­ter of Local Gov­ern­ment but he’s a min­is­ter out­side Cab­i­net, with lit­tle real sway. All he has is his tooth­less ide­o­log­i­cal bark. The left, instead of wet­ting them­selves every time he yapped, would be smarter to pat him on the head, and walk on.

OMG! Did Rud­man just tell the left to stop wet­ting their pants and to pat Rod­ney on the head.…he did. Wise advice.

Ref­er­en­dums are expen­sive, and eas­ily manip­u­lated. In his Super City poll, what ques­tion is Mr Goff propos­ing? How do you decide such cru­cial details as the pow­ers of the local boards by ref­er­en­dum? The issue of asset sales is slightly more com­pli­cated than a sim­ple yes or no.

Pre­cisely. It is sim­ply ridicu­lous to even sug­gest it yet that is what Phil Goff increas­ingly sounds like as each day passes. Ridiculous.

Back in 2007, I saw noth­ing wrong with sell­ing Auck­land City’s 12.75 per cent of air­port shares, as long as the cash was spent on new infra­struc­ture, some­thing like the restora­tion of the St James The­atre, or repairs to the Aotea under­ground carpark. But I backed full pub­lic own­er­ship of the port because I saw that as a way of ensur­ing future water­front devel­op­ments would be done for the good of all Aucklanders.

It’s impos­si­ble to reflect these kinds of nuances in a ref­er­en­dum. What we need to con­cen­trate on is cre­at­ing a truly demo­c­ra­tic, ward-based model of gov­er­nance, in which every Auck­lan­der feels rep­re­sented. That way the per­cep­tion that ref­er­en­dums were a good thing would fade away.

Finally Rud­man comes clean. I can’t find too much to find fault with that arti­cle. One of Rudman’s finest. Pity the left wing will now card him as a Tory Turncoat.

 

 

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Phil Twyford — You are the Weakest Link, Goodbye

by Whaleoil May 5, 2009

Phil Twyford is the weakest linkFrom golden boy-wonder, inheriter of the Throne of Mt Albert to last cab off the rank, Phil Twyford has cer­tainly got the mes­sage from Phil Goff that his is a face that isn’t wanted. He is now to be con­sid­ered the weak­est link.

Helen Clark anointed Twyford as the man to take over her seat and Goff spiked that ambi­tion. He has now been placed right at the bot­tom of Labour’s rank­ings at num­ber 42.

Even junkie Darien Fen­ton is higher than him as is other notable fail­ures like George Hawkins and Mita Rir­inui, even new­comer MP Damien O’Connor is higher placed.

It seems that Goff has evis­cer­ated the Clark­ists. Known Clark­ist with the excep­tion of the Ginga Boy Won­der Dar­ren Hughes have been tossed aside. For­mer Clark staffer Grant Robert­son has sim­i­larly been cast down the listing.

Goff is stamp­ing his mark on the party in a most emphatic way. There will be plot­ting to be sure.

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Matt McCarten : Goff falls in challenge to show courage under bloggers’ fire

by Whaleoil April 25, 2009

Phil Twyford - HarpoonedMatt McCarten : Goff falls in chal­lenge to show courage under blog­gers’ fireIt’s ironic that in the same week we com­mem­o­rate the courage of young men who died in bat­tle, our new Labour Party lead­ers hoisted up the white flag in Helen Clark’s vacant seat. It’s been an open secret for some time that Phil… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

With­out men­tion­ing us, Matt McCarten has acknowl­edged that DPF and I have har­pooned Phil Twyford and may yet har­poon Mt Albert as well for Labour.

Inde­pen­dent ver­i­fi­ca­tion of a slay­ing is always most sat­is­fy­ing, more so than claim­ing the kill yourself.

McCarten accuses Phil Goff of extreme cow­ardice under fire, fire that was deliv­ered via the blogs. On reflec­tion it is hard to argue with McCarten’s analysis.

But in a stun­ning dis­play of polit­i­cal cow­ardice, the Labour Party national hier­ar­chy this week knee-capped Twyford. The polit­i­cal assas­si­na­tion of one of their best and bright­est is one of the most dis­loyal and treach­er­ous polit­i­cal acts I’ve seen.

What is dis­heart­en­ing is that Labour’s action wasn’t from a place of prin­ci­pled strat­egy but the result of hys­te­ria gen­er­ated by their polit­i­cal opponents.

I salute the right-wing blog­gers, who mis­chie­vously insti­gated a desta­bil­is­ing cam­paign against Labour by writ­ing that National could win Mt Albert if Twyford was the Labour Party nom­i­nee. Twyford is a cur­rent list MP. Their genius was in point­ing out that if Twyford won — as was widely assumed — then Judith Tizard, as the next-highest place list can­di­date, would be enti­tled to return to Par­lia­ment to replace Twyford’s vacant list spot.

The blog­gers claimed that Twyford’s cam­paign would be over­shad­owed by the furore of the sup­pos­edly unpop­u­lar Tizard slip­ping back into Parliament.

Pri­vately, none of the blog­gers believed that their strat­egy would amount to much, but were incred­u­lous when cer­tain media play­ers started tak­ing it seriously.

What gob­s­macked the blog­gers par­tic­u­larly — and fatally for Twyford — was that the Labour Party pan­icked. There were even some attempts to force Tizard to step down off the list, which of course she wouldn’t.

Heh.….Are we now run­ning Labour’s strategy?

Per­haps the best line of all in the whole arti­cle is the last;

Richard Preb­ble once said to me that no politi­cian can make it with­out courage. In this respect, Goff — in his first test as leader — has failed. If I was a Labour MP I wouldn’t vol­un­teer to share a fox­hole with Goff when the shoot­ing starts.

Hard hats anyone?

 

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Poor Phil Twyford

by Whaleoil April 21, 2009

Have a heart for poor old Phil Twyford, the anointed suc­ces­sor to Helen Clark. He would have been look­ing for­ward to a long career being the Labour MP for Mt Albert but has been told by Labour’s cow­ardly lead­er­ship to take one for the team. Even erst­while ally Peter Dunne thinks Twyford has been hard done by. Check out this com­ment on Mark Unsworth’s Face­book wall.

Peter Dunnes thinks Twyford is hard done by

 

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Labour loses bottle over Mt Albert

by Whaleoil April 21, 2009

Labour’s expen­sive focus group polling from multi-national polling com­pany UMR must have shown bad news for Labour and Phil Twyford because today Twyford has announced he is pulling out the run­ning for Mt Albert and Labour.

This also proves that the Tizard Effect is a major fac­tor for vot­ers of Mt Albert.

My Labour Party sources also tell me that Conor Roberts is now the favourite and elim­i­nates the fac­tion­al­ism that would be encoun­tered with Meg Bates and other can­di­dates for Labour’s selection.

The same sources also tell me that the focus groups have told them that attack­ing National on the Water­view tun­nel is a dead duck also. Their focus groups showed that the rest of Mt Albert just wants some­thing built, any­thing and they don’t give a damn about 300 Labour vot­ing house­holds that would be affected.

That leaes the sole focus for Labout in Mt Albert as the Super City. This will back­fire on them as well because Mt Albert is in Auck­land City. It is largely unaf­fected by the Super City prop­sal of with either the Labour stacked Royal Com­mis­sion nor of National’s and ACT’s solution.

Labour are now set to cam­paign on noth­ing other than Helen’s legacy, which is she promised to remain on for another three years and bolted when turfed from the top job.

Win or lose, Labour is going to get a bloody nose on this. The pity is that a capa­ble local in Phil Twyford will not be their local MP because the Labour lead­er­ship lacked the bot­tle to select him.

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Matt McCarten: Aunty Helen’s exit shows party needs to get act together

by Whaleoil April 4, 2009

Matt McCarten: Aunty Helen’s exit shows party needs to get act togetherWe always knew Helen Clark was highly com­pe­tent, polit­i­cally astute and had a sharp mind. It’s true she was more respected than adored by the masses, as had been some of her Labour pre­de­ces­sors. She has always been some­what awk­ward,… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

Matt McCarten has a very good col­umn in the HoS this morn­ing. He does get some things wrong how­ever. Clark has not been our best Prime Min­is­ter, he for­gets Holyoake, she isn’t uncor­rupted, and I seri­ously doubt she would be pleas­antly per­son­able to anyone.

Nev­er­the­less the main thrust of his col­umn is highly accurate.

When she took the helm of the Labour Party it was in a state of civil war in the after­math of the Roger­nomics exper­i­ment. She saved the Labour Party and moulded it to her liking.

Labour’s MPs are used to being told what to do. That was fine for Clark but the prob­lem for new leader Phil Goff is he has a party full of sup­posed tal­ent, but they all look and act like mid-level man­agers. Frankly they’re a bunch of mid­dle class wusses and they need an urgent makeover.

They exhibit all this wuss like behav­iour in the house and they are get­ting slaugh­tered. Labour MP’s have become the prover­bial Pavlov’s Dogs of politics.

McCarten talks about the Tizard Time-Bomb and how it is an evil right-wing blog­ger plot. Good god, even he is blam­ing us for so much. First it was Cun­liffe blam­ing right-wing blog­gers about his Twit­ter balls-up and now we are to blame for spik­ing Twyford’s claim on Mt Albert. Oh I wish it were that we were so powerful.

The National and Act inner cir­cle know Twyford will be impos­si­ble to defeat in a byelec­tion and have been covertly organ­is­ing to take Twyford out of contention.

They have had their right-wing blog­gers and spin­ners up to mis­chief, putting it about to any­one who will lis­ten that if Twyford is the can­di­date then it will be a dis­as­ter for Labour.

They claim he is a strong can­di­date and nor­mally would win. But, unfor­tu­nately for Labour, Twyford is already a list MP. This means that if he wins the byelec­tion Labour gets the next can­di­date on their party list into Parliament.

The next per­son is for­mer West Coast MP Damien O’Connor who isn’t great shakes but he’s not a prob­lem. The Nats’ cun­ning trap is based on the premise that Michael Cullen has announced he, too, will resign shortly.

Pre­sum­ing O’Connor returns to Par­lia­ment if Twyford wins, when Cullen retires it will be next list can­di­date who fills that slot. That per­son is Judith Tizard, the defeated Auck­land Cen­tral MP. Accord­ing to National strate­gists she is their sil­ver bul­let to wreck Labour.

They are con­vinced Tizard is a deeply unpop­u­lar fig­ure. If Labour selects Twyford for the byelec­tion, the Nats will spin to the Mt Albert vot­ers that it will allow Tizard back into Par­lia­ment. A vote for Phil Twyford is a vote for Judith Tizard.

I was amused that some of the media and polit­i­cal com­men­ta­tors bought into this, but I couldn’t believe it when some in the Labour Party took it seri­ously and are con­sid­er­ing dump­ing Twyford and bring­ing in a non-MP to run for the seat.

Alter­na­tively, they are con­sid­er­ing ask­ing Tizard to remove her­self from the list. My right-wing mates are incred­u­lous that Labour has fallen into their trap.

Heh, a great big trap.

Clark hasn’t even left yet and the Labour Party peo­ple are run­ning around like chooks. They’d bet­ter get their act together quickly or they will lose Mt Albert.

At present there’s a vac­uum and the Nats are fill­ing it. Phil Goff and new pres­i­dent Andrew Lit­tle should meet Clark urgently and sort out a strategy.

Yep, that’s right, we are going to take Mt Albert and rip it from the heart of Labour.

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Seven Labour candidates tipped to try for Mt Albert seat

by Whaleoil March 30, 2009

Seven Labour can­di­dates tipped to try for Mt Albert seatA seven-way fight is brew­ing within Labour’s ranks for the chance to take Helen Clark’s Mt Albert seat. The Her­ald has learned that Labour list MP Phil Twyford has not ruled out con­test­ing the can­di­dacy. Mr Twyford was ini­tially… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

The Her­ald list seven Labour can­di­dates to replace the men­da­cious Helen Clark. A sor­rier list of can­di­dates couldn’t be found if they tried. Labour needs to rebuild, not select more medi­oc­rity. It is in the N/national inter­est that Labour has strong can­di­dates, they need their “Don Brash”, they need some­one strong not this bunch of limp-wristed ne’er-do-wells.

Phil Twyford — Helen’s cho­sen heir but sad­dled with the unfor­tu­nate T-squared dilemma. Vote Twyford get Tizard.

Louisa Wall — ex-netball player, les­bian and so out of favour with almost every fac­tion in the Labour Party she has almost zero chance of selection

Hamish McCracken — the entirely for­get­table punch­ing bag of the North Shore. An eco­nom­ics lec­turer, surely we have learned from the last one we had. Plus he used to work for the EPMU. He must have been tits at it because those jobs are usu­ally jobs for life.

Helen White  — is another for­mer EPMU worker and a bloody lawyer. We need more lawyers in par­lia­ment like I need cancer.

Glenda Fryer — I know some bill­board own­ers that would love Glenda Fryer to stand. She, report­edly, is demand­ing the selec­tion. A busy-body of the high­est standing.

Conor Roberts — By all accounts he is sup­posed to be a good bloke for a pinko but he sure as hell isn’t a “Don Brash”.

Meg Bates — a loyal lick­spit­tle from Helen Clark’s Mt Albert office, she will do what Helen says and Helen says it is Phil.

Losers to the last, National must be lick­ing their lips in anticipation.

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