Politicianary

This is the Offi­cial List of approved VRWC nick­names for any­one involved in Pol­i­tics in New Zealand. All nick­names are sub­ject to change as cir­cum­stances change.

Mem­bers of Parliament

Amy “Belinda”Adams
Jim “Bernie” Ander­ton
“My Lit­tle Pony” Ardern (Alter­nate: “Social­ist Cindy”, “Giddy-up”)
Shane “Myr­tle” Ardern
Chris “Cock in Hole” Auchinvole

Kan­waljit Singh “Pull­start” Bak­shi
“Silent P” Rick Barker
Carol “Repul­sion Camel” Beau­mont (alter­nates: “caropota­mus”)
David “Can­cer” Ben­nett (alter­nate: “The Other”)
Paula “Ben­e­fit” Ben­nett
Jackie “water” Blue
Chester “debt” Bor­rows
John “Spanky” Boscawen (alter­nate: “Lam­ing­ton”)
Simon “Just-in” Bridges
Gerry “Broke­back” Brown­lee (alter­nate: “Salad Dodger”)
Bren­don Lord Burns of Marlborough

Cam “the Mad Den­tist” Calder
Chris “Koru Club” Carter (alter­nates: “The Gift That Keeps On Giv­ing”, “Cruis­ing”, “Mem­ber for Dubai”)
David “Brown Enve­lope” Carter
John “Hone” Carter (alter­nate: “Mem­ber for Raro­tonga”)
“Mr.” Steve Chad­wick (alter­nate: “Dad wanted a Boy”)
Charles “Gladys” Chau­vel
Asraf “Stoner” Choud­hary
David “Mys­tery” Clen­don
Jonathan “Punchy” Cole­man
Judith “Crusher” Collins
“Creepy” Clay­ton Cos­grove, Clay­ton (alter­nates: “Plug­head”, “meat”)
David “Silent T” Cun­liffe
Clare “Panty Slut Boy Slayer” Curran

Lianne ”Patsy” Dalziel,
Kelvin “Lit­tle School” Davis
Jacqui “H20″ Dean
Cather­ine “uni­corn” Delahunty (alter­nates: “mem­ber for mars”, “Delakunty”)
Sir Roger “Yeltsin” Dou­glas (alter­nates:  “Cot­ton Hill”)
Peter “Roth­mans Dunne (alternates:”easy”, “marge”)
Ruth “tuck in” Dyson

“Karori” Bill Eng­lish (alter­nates: “Dip­stick from Dip­ton”, “Pay the Bill”)
Darien “Ren­ton” Fen­ton (alter­nate: “mem­ber for Hel­mand”, “Smack­head”)
Christo­pher “Pollyan­nal” Fin­layson (alter­nate: “Tin­ker­bell”, “Mavis”, “the best min­is­ter of the arts since Sir Les Pat­ter­son”)
Jeanette “Compo” Fitzsi­mons (alter­nate: “Stinky”)
Te Ururoa “Troy” Flavell
Craig “Den­tal” Foss

David “The Brown Bot­tle” Gar­rett (alter­nate: “Water­cooler”)
Aaron “Kal El” Gilmore (alter­nates: “Happy”, “The Ital­ian Job”)
Phil “Cut and Run” Goff (alter­nates: “Seat Warmer”,”Transit lounge”, “Noddy”)
Jo “Goody” Good­hew
San­dra “Coro­man­del Cougar” Goudie
Kennedy “Runt” Gra­ham
Tim “Rag­head” Groser (alter­nates: “Allah PBUH”, “Vil­lage”)
Nathan “that” Guy

Kevin “Con­ven­tion” Hague
“Hon­est” Hone Harawira (alter­nates: “Min­ster for Cul­tural Sen­si­tiv­ity”, “Hone Le Pen”, “Smack Daddy”)
“Shakin” George Hawkins (alter­nates: “Uncle Albert”, “The Great Ora­tor”)
John “Bud­dha” Hayes (alter­nate: “Sta­ples”)
Phil “Craig” Heatley

“Sideshow” Tau Henare (alter­nates: “China Chin”)
Rod­ney “Tango” Hide (alter­nates: “Rhino”, “Run ‘n’”, “Raw”)
“Tiny Trev” Hip­kins (alter­nates: “Alfred E. (Chris)”, “ranga”, “the baby faced numpty”, “Pinky”, “Richie”)
Pete “Flash­dance” Hodg­son (alter­nate: “Gol­lum”)
Parekura “Whop­per” Horo­mia (alter­nates: “Meat­pie”, “BK”, “Jabba”, “Big Ben”)
Dar­ren “Don­nay” Hughes (alter­nates: “Pri­vate Dancer”, “Adrian Mole”, “Joe 90″, “Spawn of Satan”, “The child Helen never had”, “The Last Boy Scout”, “Hughes-Clark”, “Leader’s Lit­tle Helper”)
Gareth “Mc”Hughes

Ray­mond “Who-O” Huo
Paul “Dr Feel­good” Hutchison

Shane “Tug­ger” Jones (alter­nate: “Five Chins”)
Steven “Car­di­nal Rich­lieu” Joyce (alter­nate: “Joy­stick”)
Rahui “Door Mat” Katene
Nikki “One Can” Kaye
Sue “Shadbolt’s Busted Fuck” Ked­g­ley (alter­nate: “Instant Kofi”, “No Snappa”)
John “Smile and Wave” Key (alter­nate: “Smil­ing Assas­sin”)
Annette “Mar­ried to the Mob” King (alter­nates: “Wes Craven’s den­tal assis­tant”, “Full Moon”, “Rogered”)
Colin “Dr Who” King (alter­nate: “Elvis”)

Luimachuwum­bama Win­nie Laban (alter­nate: “The Nice Win­nie”)
Melissa “Odd-Job” Lee
Iain “Two Fathers” Lees-Galloway
Keith “Pol Pot” Locke
“Chief” Peseta Sam Lotu-Iiga

Tim “Bluey” Macin­doe (alter­nates : “Macca”, “New Zealand’s Next Top Finance Min­is­ter”, “Winston’s Bitch”)
Moana “The Shark” Mackey
Nanaia  “Tainui Princess” Mahuta
Trevor “Daf­fodil” Mal­lard (alter­nates: “Tiger”, “Tiger­pig”, “Putin”, “Bluto”, “Biff”)
Wayne “Com­fort­able Shoes” Mapp
Todd “Boris” McClay
Mur­ray “Char­lie Wil­son” McCully (alter­nates: “The Dark Lord”, “Prince of Dark­ness”, “Machi­avelli”, “The Sith Lord”)
Sue “The Chin” Moroney

Stu­art “Man­grove” Nash
Rus­sel “Gin­ger Whinger” Nor­man (alter­nate “The Ocker Shocker”)
Damien “Whale-rider-rider” O’Connor (alter­nate:  “Duelling banjo”)
Hekia “Wira” Parata
David “Rowl­ing” Parker (alter­nate: “Valet”)
Allan “Clem” Peachey (alter­nate: “Drib­bles”)
Lynne “Quit­ter” Pil­lay
Simon “FIGJAM” Power
Rajen “Vin­daloo” Prasad (alter­nate “The Who”)

Paul “Bruiser” Quinn (alter­nate: “The Mighty”)
“Vege” Mita Rir­inui
Grant “Daffyd” Robert­son
Ross “Spot” Robert­son (alter­nate: “Scoop”)
“Pub­lic” Eric Roy (alter­nate: “Rob”)
“Pri­vate” Heather Roy (alter­nate: “Sitiveni“)
Tony “Wardrobe” Ryall

Carmel “Repul­sion Camel” Sepu­loni, (alter­nate: “Slice”
Kat­rina “Lamb” Shanks (alter­nate: “The Pony”)
Pita “Pte. God­frey” Sharples
David “Black­wa­ter” Shearer
Su’a William “So So” Sio,
Lock­wood “Smug­gler” Smith
“Nick­pocrisy” Smith (alter­nates: “Quota”)
Maryan “The Hus­band” Street (alter­nates: “Snap­per Jaws”, “Dead End”)

Georgina te Heuheu “Grub”
Lind­say “The Hob­bit” Tisch
Anne “The Closer” Tol­ley
Chris “Paki” Tremain
Metiria “Tiki” Turei
“Aunty” Tar­i­ana Turia
Phil “Gary” Twyford (alter­nate: “Gary Glit­ter”, “Take one for the Team”, “Chut­ney”, “Labour’s Leper”, “Spokesman for the Home­less“)

Louise “Loulou” Upston
“Mis­tress” Nicky Wag­ner
Kate “Nana” Wilkin­son
Mau­rice “Tig­ger” Williamson
Pansy “Ting Tong” Wong
Michael “The Ref” Wood­house
Jonathan “Preacher” Young

Media

Barry “Blue Pill” Soper
Dun­can “Brem­worth” Gar­ner
Michael “Face­book Friend” Field
Guyon “The Poet” Espiner (Alter­nates: “Sock­man”)
Colin “Bluey” Espiner (Alter­nates: “The big­ger”)
John “Dead Cat” Roughan
Francesca “Stephanie” Mold
“P” Holmes
Paul “Hokey-poke-me” Henry
David “The Pen­guin” Far­rar (alter­nates: “Pinko”)
Sean “Plunky” Plun­kett
Rachael “Pork Chop” Glu­cina
Car­olyne “Minger” Meng-yee (alter­nate: Meng-sta)
“Wus­sell” Brown
Keith Ng “Lim­ited”
Damien “Qwit­ter” Christie

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