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The Guys from Al Qaeda

by Whaleoil August 31, 2010

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So how’d he do that then?

by Whaleoil August 30, 2010

Like Len Brown, slapped his face. Related Posts:No Related Posts

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Are bridges too low or are trucks to high?

by Whaleoil August 29, 2010

from 11foot8.com There is a bridge like this on Auckland’s South­ern motor­way, might I sug­gest to my read­ers at NZTA (yes I know you do) that a cou­ple of cam­eras on the Pen­rose Road over­bridge and you would have a solid Social Media hit right there. Related Posts:Min­i­mum Main Road SpeedsWha­le­oil Pol­icy on Motor­way Bus LanesC**t of […]

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Penguins and Projectile Pooping

by Whaleoil August 27, 2010

No not David Far­rar, I’m talk­ing about Adelie Pen­guins. When Adelies poop, they stand on the edge of their nests, their rear ends fac­ing out­ward, and expel the fecal mat­ter as far as pos­si­ble. The researchers esti­mated the pen­guins’ range at about 40 cm–not as far as the cater­pil­lars, but still con­sid­er­ably bet­ter than the […]

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The Aussies are going to love this

by Whaleoil August 23, 2010

This will give Aus­tralians some cheer after dither­ing over who will lead them. Appar­ently there are sheep-shaggers in New Zealand. A 34-year-old Methven man has been charged with doing an inde­cent act with a sheep. The labourer appeared in the Ash­bur­ton Dis­trict Court and has been granted interim name sup­pres­sion. He was caught with the sheep […]

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Sunday Specialness

by Whaleoil August 22, 2010

from Robert Pop­per – The Bosn­ian Rambo……very special….the sit down wee at 2.00 is espe­cially good. Then we have the short-arsed Chi­nese get­ting a hid­ing from a Ger­man tourist in Hong Kong….why did he touch his face? Related Posts:Hedo­nism?Hawkes Bay scan­dal deep­ens with Audit Office report­Guido attacks the Lobby

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Journalism warning labels

by Whaleoil August 14, 2010

Bril­liant, just bril­liant. Tom Scott (not ours, a British come­dian) has come up with them. Jour­nal­ism warn­ing labels. It seems a bit strange to me that the media care­fully warn about and label any con­tent that involves sex, vio­lence or strong lan­guage — but there’s no sim­i­lar labelling sys­tem for, say, sloppy jour­nal­ism and other […]

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Struggling with new-speak?

by Whaleoil August 14, 2010

If you are stuck inside the belt­way, or are out­side the belt­way hav­ing to answer ques­tions in gov­ern­ment ten­ders that you can’t under­stand then I have found a solu­tion for you. www.unsuckit.com Some of my favourites: At [com­pany X], we take [Y] seri­ously. Brain­storm Accel­er­ated Emer­gence of High Matu­rity Behav­iors Idea Shower ( I think this […]

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It’s Ramadan — send a card

by Whaleoil August 14, 2010

Brand new e-cards for Ramadan. I like these two. Related Posts:Respect­ing Ramadan in Gaza

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Happy Birthday Mr Prime Minister

by Whaleoil August 9, 2010

I asked Lisa to make this video for John Key’s birth­day, thought it might be a blast. She did it and sounds much more sober Mar­i­lyn Mon­roe. Related Posts:From Idea to Front Page of Stuff in under 4 hoursChristchurch­Please Explain Mr Hub­bard, you too Bill EnglishCap­tion Con­test­What you get when you let a pinko run law […]

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These are not bouncing Swedish fun bags so what is all the fuss about?

by Whaleoil August 8, 2010

Top­less women refuse to take ban lying down The big ques­tion is not about pub­lic cen­sor­ship, it is what the f*** is the pub­lic doing fund­ing art any­way? It is just the guilty plea­sure of the lib­eral elite paid by our tax dol­lars, and if we don’t watch out we will all be kick­ing in for […]

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Like flies on sh*t

by Whaleoil August 7, 2010

Steve Crow has done it again. Guar­an­teed mas­sive pub­lic­ity for his Boobs on Bikes and Erot­ica Expo. The organ­iser of the Boobs on Bikes event is giv­ing away 12,500 vouch­ers for pornog­ra­phy DVDs in a move that has out­raged wom­ens’ rights groups. Steve Crow, who has sev­eral pornog­ra­phy busi­nesses, said he was doing the give­away at […]

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Monday Mullet — Creepy Trucker Mullet

by Whaleoil August 2, 2010

This mul­let is spe­cial in a creepy way. Which reminds me of a Demitri Mar­tin joke. A mus­tache is equal to three gold chains….in creepi­ness. Related Posts:Mon­day Mul­let – CreepyMon­day Mul­lets – Why do we loathe mullets?From Idea to Front Page of Stuff in under 4 hours­These are not bounc­ing Swedish fun bags so what is […]

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Long-boarders do it again

by Whaleoil July 30, 2010

Andrew Chap­man and his mates have been at it again, this time in Welling­ton, The NZ Her­ald has the video. The first video i uploaded has now been viewed 287,957 times. The NZ Her­ald video has 212 views at the time of this post­ing. Related Posts:I won­der if the Her­ald will be charged under s139From Idea […]

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Mildly interesting stuff

by Whaleoil July 29, 2010

Damien Christie is more than a lit­tle pissed off with Apple The Man­grove still has firm roots in Napier, much to the relief of hus­bands nation­wide. Set­tled sci­ence: Can every­place really be warm­ing much faster than every­place else? Doesn’t look like the Arc­tic is going to be ice-free this year. Blair Mul­hol­land should get divorced more often. The piss […]

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