Rude and a Trougher!

What a proper Char­lie. On Close-up tonight we found out that not only is Char­lie Shovel aka Gladys rude as a pig to peo­ple with fam­i­lies, but also he was hav­ing a “nice relax­ing” week­end in Auck­land. He’s a trougher too!

Pray tell exactly what par­lia­men­tary busi­ness was he on in Auck­land when he is a Welling­ton based List MP? Who paid for him and his husband’s “relax­ing week­end” in Auck­land? Was the accom­mo­da­tion put on the tax­pay­ers bill too?

I think we all know the answers to those ques­tions. Of course we paid for the lot, he is a Labour MP.

Then there is his per­for­mance on Close-up and with this whole issue. He must have the polit­i­cal brains of a pig as well. Any­one knows that you can’t win in an argu­ment against a nice lady with three kids all under five. Then again the clos­est Char­lie Shovel has come to a fam­ily is via a turkey baster.

The fact that he is un-repentant shows just how inept polit­i­cally he really is. Even Tiger-pig would have apol­o­gised and qui­etly buried the story as a ter­ri­ble mis­take caused by over-work and tired­ness. Not Gladys though, he heaps insult upon insult by call­ing the cou­ple bad par­ents. That would have finally pushed Mrs Phillips over from not talk­ing to the media to really talk­ing quite a lot to the media. He is a fucktard.

I think we need also to have some rules about par­lia­men­tary travel. Per­haps Char­lie Shovel is right and kids should be in the rear with the gear, locked in the bog or some­thing sim­i­lar. But what about MPs?, par­tic­u­larly low rent List MPs who really should have to travel in seats more becom­ing some­one who hasn’t paid for it and if they did got a 90% dis­count. Down the back in the cheap seats…….oh wait, aren’t the kids down there?….no that won’t work at all.

This all reminds me of the time I was mov­ing to Aus­tralia with my fam­ily, my daugh­ter was just 1 and my son 2. With all the stress of mov­ing from Welling­ton to Mel­bourne I decided to shell out for Busi­ness Class seats for the fam­ily to make the 3 and half hour trip some­what sane. The kids were smal that the only one who would have made a noise was Mas­ter Whaleoil.

As we were set­tling down after board­ing this fuck­wit who was seated directly behind me calls of the trol­ley dol­ley and com­plains loud enough for the whole Busi­ness Class to hear about hav­ing kids in Busi­ness Class. The trol­ley dol­ley politely informed Mr Fuck­wit that unlike him we had actu­ally paid for our seats and would he like to sit down and pre­pare for take off. I wasn’t nearly so rude back then oth­er­wise his hand lug­gage would have inher­ited a stinky nappy. I just kicked one of his shoes right down the back under the last row, my all-time favourite way to piss off ass­hole on planes. Watch­ing him fran­ti­cally search­ing for his miss­ing shoe was hilarious.

So Char­lie Shovel aka Gladys. Apol­o­gise, buy a gift, and be mag­nan­i­mous instead of being a prize twat. Then again he is a List MP, sum of the low­est order.

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