Pork Chop Brings The Bacon Close To Home

by Whaleoil on February 10, 2010 · 35 comments

Henry GlucinaPeo­ple in glasshouses should not throw stones. While hot­tie Ali­son Mau’s had a bad week after a dis­gust­ing piece of “repeat­ing” last Sun­day, a cer­tain mem­ber of the Royal Fam­ily of Fatty Pork in Auck­land should be sweat­ing chunks at his (much) big­ger sister’s dis­gust­ing behav­iour as it’s opened up a large can of worms and now peo­ple are talk­ing. Quite how she rec­on­ciles the name of her PR com­pany (Pink PR) with her assault on the GLTB com­mu­nity is hard to understand.

Gotcha! has been pro­vided with the sauci­est of tipoffs from a source close to the gay and les­bian com­mu­nity alleg­ing cer­tain behav­iour round town of Henry Glu­cina, brother of Pork Chop. In the inter­est of Mau fair­ness to the way sexy Ali was treated, I’ve decided not to bother con­tact­ing him so he can inform his fam­ily but to pub­lish it.

Dear Henry it is alleged by the “in” crowd in Auck­land is in his own mar­riage of (in)convenience at the bequest of a des­per­ate Mummy look­ing for a heir to the fam­ily anti-fortune.

Yes Henri would much rather be singing Opera with a big strong dark-boy at the lust­fully het­ero­sex­u­ally named leaky estab­lish­ment called “Mollies”.

Instead he did the decent Croa­t­ian thing and got married.

How sad, too bad….never mind. GLBT Com­mu­nity 1, Pork Chop 0.

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Jack February 10, 2010 at 1:38 am

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OMG!!! That just screams com­ing out of the closet!!!

Mark February 10, 2010 at 2:45 pm

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Who? (For those that don’t reside in Auckland…)

Itsatrap February 10, 2010 at 3:20 pm

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You’re no bet­ter than the gos­sip writ­ers you criticise.

How pathetic.

petal February 10, 2010 at 2:54 am

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You remind me of the priest that goes to the top­less beach every day to declare the behav­iour sinful.

Anonymous February 10, 2010 at 3:07 am

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itsatrap and petal, Rachel Glau­coma has been spray­ing her venom around for sev­eral years now. With the lovely Ali she sprayed it one too many times, the GLBT com­mu­nity are rougher than her and they have now played her at her own game. All fair in love and war so suck it up. I mean where was Rachel going to stop? She wasn’t.

petal February 10, 2010 at 6:05 am

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Erm, anony­mous, I was being sar­cas­tic of Itsatrap…..?

Spanish Bride February 10, 2010 at 3:35 am

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The thing with WO is that if other peo­ple pro­vide him with the ammu­ni­tion he is usu­ally happy to fire the bul­lets for them.The men­tioned com­mu­nity has had enough of Pork Chop and have con­tacted WO know­ing that he will hap­pily post about it as she screwed him over a cou­ple of years ago.

Spanish Bride February 10, 2010 at 5:14 am

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Hav­ing said that I do not agree with this post. An eye for an eye is so Old tes­ta­ment plus hurt­ing the brother is not the same as hurt­ing Pork Chop. I am very sur­prised that this was accept­able pay­back to those who con­tacted WO.I actu­ally wish peo­ple would stop ask­ing WO to fire their shots and would do their own fight­ing. The toll it takes on our fam­ily is considerable.If I could stop WO tak­ing on this kind of issue I would.Everyone assumes he is bul­let proof and egg him on. He is not. We are not.

petal February 10, 2010 at 6:07 am

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*** hugs ***

Ross February 10, 2010 at 7:16 pm

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I actu­ally wish peo­ple would stop ask­ing WO to fire their shots and would do their own fight­ing. The toll it takes on our fam­ily is considerable.If I could stop WO tak­ing on this kind of issue I would”……………..Is this for real or not Span­ish Bride? I was going to ask the clown to jump off the har­bour bridge but won’t because he prob­a­bly would. Duhhh Just goes to show he is a lose cannon

bob February 10, 2010 at 8:09 pm

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Cameron “No Chin” seems to have adopted an atti­tude, if they can do it so can I

exam­ples
Insult­ing the girl who got attacked by the shark,—reasoning “Bomber did it to“
Spread­ing stu­pid gos­sip like this post…–reasoning “well his sis­ter did it to”

grow up Cam!!!

guest February 10, 2010 at 4:18 am

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Sadly, Glu­ci­nas lack of integrity and recent actions has now come to hit her back – as in she has caused her broth­ers out­ing. That has been a ‘soci­ety secret’ that many respected, so while WO’s post might seem harsh – it has hope­fully taught Glu­cina a les­son – this shit can hurt! But I doubt she cares. She has no com­pas­sion at all – in fact she’d set fire to her own mother if there was a buck in it!

mediatart February 10, 2010 at 6:06 am

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A food and bev­er­age man­ager at Mol­lies ?
Sorry but I missed the must know news about a so called fam­ily for­tune. This Auck­land Luu­vies. Not Dargaville

And Ali, I all­ways thought that the voice was a bit too deep for TV. How did she get to the top ?

billhicks February 10, 2010 at 8:18 am

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When i first saw the pic­ture i thought you were doing a story on perez hilton(gay hol­loy­wood blooger) as this is what snow white hair looks like.Are they anal beads round his neck,he has the brown wings t-shirt on Does GLTB stand for Glu­cina Likes Tast­ing Balls?

mickysavage February 10, 2010 at 9:33 am

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Whale are you a homophobe?

And if my sis­ter does some­thing to annoy you can I expect to receive retribution?

Hedgehog February 10, 2010 at 1:10 pm

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Cameron a friend of the gay com­mu­nity, what a laugh.

http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/2009/12/18/gingas-ar...

http://whaleoil.gotcha.co.nz/2010/02/03/the-u-s-m...

Need I go on?

XDC February 10, 2010 at 1:32 pm

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What’s wrong with being gay?

Mongo February 10, 2010 at 9:52 pm

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Pass me that banjo…no hon­estly I was just going to explain it through song…

Theresaj February 10, 2010 at 2:00 pm

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Glu­cina did not just annoy Whale..she annoyed a whole lot of peo­ple who like Ali Mau and feel she deserves her pri­vacy. The issue is not gay­ness , the issue is hypocrisy ……which of course should be exposed at every oppor­tu­nity. Peo­ple who are lead­ing dou­ble lives are deceiv­ing oth­ers and fool­ing them­selves. Even after all this time , hon­esty is still the best policy.

spector February 10, 2010 at 2:08 pm

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Span­ish Bride, can you please per­suade WO to ditch that Garfield guy. He’s as bor­ing as fifth form maths.

noel February 10, 2010 at 7:17 pm

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What a child­ish post.

Roberticus Minimus February 10, 2010 at 7:41 pm

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with all the acronyms and code­words this must be writ­ten purely for Auck­lan­ders con­sump­tion. If WO is lift­ing the lid on a shirt-lifter from a well heeled fam­ily ok the point of doing so should be clearly stated rather than left to code-breakers to deci­pher. I feel deflated… a few weeks back I thought WO was a fear­less cru­sad­ing jour­nal­ist of integrity.

Andi February 10, 2010 at 7:45 pm

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Nice work!!! Rachel ‘Chubby’ Glau­coma gets her beans. Lovely.

Andi February 10, 2010 at 7:47 pm

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http://consumeist.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/rg_...

Nice pic­ture

Wheels February 10, 2010 at 8:48 pm

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Nice work WO shame you had to drop to her level, but in real­ity it won’t change pork chop, col­lat­eral dam­age is part of her nasty lit­tle no tal­ent world so she won’t even flinch….but damn i would love to be there at the next fam­ily dinner..That will be real inter­est­ing and entertaining

Nigel Kearney February 11, 2010 at 10:55 am

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1. If some­one does some­thing wrong, you don’t retal­i­ate by going after the person’s brother. That’s not on.

2. Surely any­way, the iden­tity of the per­son Ali­son Mau is dat­ing is news­wor­thy regard­less of their gender.

3. I don’t under­stand the ‘repeater’ thing as an insult. I wish the media would do more repeat­ing and less edi­to­ri­al­iz­ing and mak­ing shit up.

ohtheirony February 10, 2010 at 10:39 pm

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The irony here is Cameron is the “REPEATER”, infact 99% of his posts are sourced from the Her­ald or Domin­ion Post and he just adds his own comments…

He does very lit­tle research…..and just spews vomit like a fat kid on an easter show ride…

Andi February 10, 2010 at 10:56 pm

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Is that YOU Pork Chop? LMAO

Lucy February 10, 2010 at 10:49 pm

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Who really gives a fuck about the so called Auck­land “celebs”?

These wankers have egos that are about as long as their dicks – 1″

BigKev February 10, 2010 at 11:54 pm

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Mmm­mmm Pork Chop

and mash.

Hypocrisy February 11, 2010 at 5:45 pm

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@ Itsatrap “You’re no bet­ter that the gos­sips you crit­i­cise” … um … that was kind of the idea of the post. If you want to cause out­rage and hurt then you some­times need a dose of your own med­i­cine. It has been an open secret for many years amongst Auck­land (loose term ‘society’)about Hen­rys lifestyle and one which was respected.The Glu­ci­nas have other skele­tons too – legal ones that are pretty digust­ing and if a ‘celebrity’ was to con­duct them­selves in the way this fam­ily have they would be given the full Tony Veitch treat­ment. But Rachel writes the gos­sip and until now, is not a tar­get of it. Rachel Glu­cina did not respect Alis pri­vacy and now the shoe is on the other foot, unfor­tu­natley at poor Hen­rys expense, he’s a scape­goat for his sis­ters cal­lous­ness which agreed, is sad. Sure there are celebri­ties in NZ who know being attacked and ridiculed is part of the gig (and let’s face it the pick­ings are slim, a cou­ple of rich house­wives that like being recog­nised up the local shops of a Sun­day see­ing them­selves with a cham­pers in hand at the open­ing of a win­dow, a few retired Rugby play­ers, a cou­ple of PR chicks and a few telly exec­u­tives wouldn’t actu­ally cut it in the ‘celebrity league in let’s say a slightly big­ger coun­try) local ‘celebs’ are har­rassed and picked on and have their pri­vacy invaded weekly by this woman (unless they are the ones lav­ish­ing her with gifts and din­ner – you will know them she gives them pos­i­tive press reg­u­larly the odd radio jock/rich housewife/ ex porn star/fashion designer – who gives her clothes) …. it’s a very small town with a very big tall poppy syn­drome. Who would want to be a celebrity in a pretty vac­u­ous nasty village?

theresaj February 11, 2010 at 7:04 pm

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Good post Hypocrisy.

ladygay-gay February 12, 2010 at 12:36 am

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Firstly pig­gies are fat and not very pretty and we all know as dirty as the muck they dig their fat lit­tle snouts and fat lit­tle trot­ters in……Hypocrisy is right and really on a grand scale pork chops her­self and her lit­tle serv­ings of bit­ter apple sauce carry zero weight (sur­pris­ingly con­sid­er­ing her own BMI) of any­thing of any great impor­tance out­side the parochial lit­tle vil­lage in which she dwells….methinks though now her own brother may have her crumbed and fried!!! May the Pork in fact fall on her own gay sword!!

Hypocrisy February 12, 2010 at 12:44 am

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it’s only a mat­ter of time when the integrity of those who dare to stick their snouts in oth­ers busi­ness be come ‘un-glued’ ….. pigs throw­ing stones in glass troughs end up served at breaky with a cou­ple of poached eggs and a dose of hum­ble pork pie ……

leonard February 13, 2010 at 5:21 pm

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you only have to hear him speak to know hes a rag­ing homo­sex­ual. a lit­tle birdy told me he was spot­ted buy­ing adult nap­pies. maybe indulging a lit­tle too much in his hobby…

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