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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 28, 2010

Tiger Mal­lard has def­i­nitely got to get this iPhone App, it is even named after him.

Do you fre­quently make bad-decision texts — the kind of texts that likely show up on Texts From Last Night? Well, then, you should prob­a­bly down­load Tiger­Text, a new iPhone app that will let you delete those dig­i­tal mis­takes from another person’s phone.

Tiger­Text [iTunes link], which was released yes­ter­day, could be a boon for cheat­ing politi­cians and fool­ishly sex­ting teens alike, accord­ing to founder Jef­frey Evans, who claims that he named the app before the Tiger Woods scan­dal. “Peo­ple text like they talk,” Evans told Time. “And some of the things they say, taken out of con­text, can come back to haunt them.”

In order to avoid said haunt­ing, you may down­load this app and, upon tex­ting your mistress/NSA buddy/boss (acci­den­tally) the recip­i­ent will receive a prompt to install Tiger­Text. After doing so, your mistress/NSA buddy/boss can read the text, but he/she/it won’t be able to store it. The text will then dis­ap­pear from your phone and all servers. You can also set the text so that it will delete 60 sec­onds after being read — you know, like in Mis­sion Impos­si­ble.

I won­der if Tiger can get a bulk dis­count for “Can­cer” and “Man­grove”. If they had a Black­berry ver­sion the whole of par­lia­ment would be down­load­ing it.

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 28, 2010

The Name Sup­pres­sion debate has now reached Canada. What does the colum­nist think, Bring in Name Sup­pres­sion or main­tain their free and open court system?

It’s a rare week that goes by when some­one doesn’t call our news­room to rail against a sys­tem of jus­tice that allows the pub­li­ca­tion of the names of peo­ple charged with crimes.

You’ve got no right to have his name in the paper!” says the infu­ri­ated caller, and it can be tough to con­vince them that, in fact, we do have the right.

It’s noth­ing per­sonal as far as the media is con­cerned, but it must feel intensely per­sonal for the per­son whose face and name make it into print or onto the tele­vi­sion screen.

And that’s understandable.

Most peo­ple would want to pro­tect their iden­tity if they could, if they’ve been charged with a crime.

It’s tough enough to explain things to your fam­ily and friends, let alone have the whole province know you’ve been charged with an offence, even if you are con­fi­dent it’s all been one big mis­un­der­stand­ing and your name will be cleared.

I think that in all hon­esty, regard­less of the crime, names should not be released if it could hurt the rest of an inno­cent fam­ily,” Kay from St. John’s, N.L., wrote in response to my col­umn on “Nam­ing names” last week.

There is some­thing inher­ently wrong when a per­son charged with an offence such as sex­ual assault or any seri­ous charge, is paraded, in hand­cuffs, and his/her pic­ture is plas­tered on the front page of a news­pa­per,” wrote Gar from Mount Pearl.

Is that per­son not pre­sumed inno­cent until proven otherwise?”

Ok so we know that there is no such thing as name sup­pres­sion in Canada.

Those are good points, and there are many oth­ers to be made in a debate that has been sim­mer­ing not just in our neck of the woods, but in many jurisdictions.

But while some peo­ple here would like the names of the accused to be sup­pressed, in New Zealand they’ve been there and done that, and many peo­ple will tell you it just doesn’t work.

Yeah, like me.

But prob­lems have arisen because the courts have a huge amount of scope when it comes to sup­press­ing names, and the Law Com­mis­sion doesn’t feel the pol­icy is applied consistently.

The cur­rent posi­tion in New Zealand is that the courts have a broad dis­cre­tion to pro­hibit pub­li­ca­tion of names or iden­ti­fy­ing par­tic­u­lars of peo­ple accused or con­victed of crimes …,” law com­mis­sioner Val Sims told The Telegram.

The commission’s view is that this dis­cre­tion is too broad, and can lead to uncer­tainty and incon­sis­tency. We rec­om­mended that the scope of the dis­cre­tion should be reduced, and spe­cific grounds on which name sup­pres­sion may be granted should be set out in legislation.”

The New Zealand Min­istry of Jus­tice is cur­rently work­ing with the Law Com­mis­sion to draft a new bill sim­pli­fy­ing crim­i­nal procedure.

Mean­while, names are still being sup­pressed, and crit­ics say the pol­icy has led to a two-tiered sys­tem of justice.

I am aston­ished it takes so long to imple­ment such a sim­ple thing. The prob­lem I sus­pect is that like all thing polit­i­cal, and this is polit­i­cal, is that there has to be a com­pro­mise. So the Law Com­mis­sion is try­ing to make name sup­pres­sion less avail­able and at the same time increase the penal­ties for those who breach sup­pres­sion. What will result is a dogs breakfast.

Stop Demand, an Auckland-based orga­ni­za­tion devoted to stop­ping sex­ual vio­lence against women and chil­dren, was out­raged this month when name sup­pres­sion was granted to a promi­nent busi­ness­man after he down­loaded more than 300,000 porno­graphic images over a two-year period, many of them of young girls. He was arrested and con­victed after an FBI investigation.

The man was given four months’ house arrest and there is a per­ma­nent pub­li­ca­tion ban on his identity.

The founder of Stop Demand, Denise Ritchie, said grant­ing sex offend­ers anonymity allows them to oper­ate in secrecy.

Given the sheer vol­ume of images and the lengthy two-year period of offend­ing, this man clearly has a sex­ual inter­est in young girls,” she told The Telegram via e-mail.

The pub­lic, par­tic­u­larly care­givers and chil­dren in his com­mu­nity, are enti­tled to know who he is.”

I was out­raged too, and now I have been charged with nam­ing him. The pub­lic does have a right to know about creeps like this. The Judge does not know best.

Ritchie said pub­lic per­cep­tion is that the well-connected can apply for and receive name sup­pres­sion, while reg­u­lar folks have to suf­fer the slings and arrows of pub­lic­ity when they face crim­i­nal charges.

In New Zealand, per­ma­nent name sup­pres­sion has recently been granted to an ex-MP, an entertainer/comedian, a top level sports player, and a ‘promi­nent man’ in a provin­cial town, to cite some exam­ples …,” Ritchie wrote.

Lesser-known New Zealan­ders com­mit­ting sim­i­lar offences do NOT receive name sup­pres­sion. The pub­lic dis­quiet rests largely on the issue that the law is not being applied equally to all New Zealan­ders and a sense that some courts are will­ing to pro­tect the names of the ‘well heeled.’

A sys­tem of jus­tice should be – and seen to be – open, and one that is applied equally to all. Name sup­pres­sion should be granted only in excep­tional cir­cum­stances, such as (when) in doing so it would iden­tify a sex abuse victim.”

As they say per­cep­tion is real­ity, some­thing that FIGJAM should start tak­ing notice of.

Grant­ing anonymity to some and not to oth­ers has led to vir­tual vig­i­lan­tism in New Zealand, where at least one promi­nent blog­ger makes a habit of “out­ing” those who have been granted name suppression.

He is fac­ing charges as a result, but remains com­mit­ted to his cause.

I think that the pub­lic have had enough and I am just tap­ping into what the pub­lic want,” Cameron Slater told New Zealand’s 3 News.

Just last month, his promi­nent Whale Oil blog iden­ti­fied a national fig­ure charged with inde­cently assault­ing a 13-year-old girl.

Other crit­ics of name sup­pres­sion point out that by not nam­ing sus­pects, a whole seg­ment of soci­ety is unfairly tarred with the same brush.

The evil blog­ger. Fancy him run­ning a vig­i­lante action.

In Novem­ber, the New Zealand Her­ald reported that a drunken enter­tainer who exposed him­self and forced a teenage girl’s face into his gen­i­tals pleaded guilty but was dis­charged with­out a con­vic­tion and was granted name sup­pres­sion because “(t)he judge said pub­lic­ity would have a detri­men­tal effect on his career and his record and ticket sales.”

Is this the kind of sys­tem we want?

Flawed but fair

Canada’s open jus­tice sys­tem is not per­fect. Some charges are pub­li­cized while oth­ers are not, depend­ing on their sever­ity or the per­ceived level of pub­lic interest.

Peo­ple con­victed in smaller cen­tres in this province are less likely to have their cases pub­li­cized than those in urban areas because media orga­ni­za­tions tend to base most of their reporters in larger communities.

Some crimes get high-profile cov­er­age, while oth­ers wind up as brief news snip­pets in the paper or in radio or TV news­casts, depend­ing on what other news has bro­ken that day.

Occa­sion­ally, the media might inad­ver­tently report that some­one was charged, but not that they were later acquitted.

But the alter­na­tive is a closed or par­tially closed sys­tem – some would argue an elit­ist one – where jus­tice for you and me may feel a whole lot harsher than for those with power or influence.

William Goodridge, a judge with the Supreme Court of New­found­land and Labrador Trial Divi­sion in Happy Valley-Goose Bay, says our sys­tem should be safe­guarded and supported.

The open court is a key com­po­nent of our free and demo­c­ra­tic soci­ety,” he wrote to The Telegram last week.

Mem­bers of the pub­lic rely on the media as their eyes and ears, to com­ment or crit­i­cize. That role by the media is so, so impor­tant in our soci­ety. It is one of the key safe­guards ensur­ing a ‘just society.’”

Those “eyes and ears” may not be infal­li­ble, but they do strive to be impar­tial, and that is far bet­ter than a sys­tem where judges can make deci­sions based not just on someone’s crim­i­nal record, but on their record sales.

When Labour foisted the Elec­toral Finance Act upon us they said it was to bring us in line with Canada, Aus­tralia and the UK. Almost the same argu­ment can be made here. The UK and Canada either use name sup­pres­sion spar­ingly or not at all.

New Zealand essen­tially now has a closed Jus­tice sys­tem or at the very least a two tiered sys­tem. That must go. Hav­ing an open court is a key com­po­nent for us to enjoy a free and demo­c­ra­tic society.

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 28, 2010

There is much to rec­om­mend fake tit­ties but sav­ing your life prob­a­bly isn’t one of them.

A Bev­erly Hills cos­metic sur­geon says a woman’s size-D breast implants might have saved her life when a gun­man opened fire at her office.

Lydia Car­ranza was work­ing at the Simi Val­ley den­tal office July 1 when her co-worker, the gunman’s wife, was shot and killed.

Car­ranza was just a few feet away. She sur­vived a gun­shot to the chest, but the the bul­let left a scar and deflated the implant.

She’s just one lucky woman,” Dr. Ashkan Ghavami told the LA Times. “I saw the CT scan. The bul­let frag­ments were mil­lime­ters from her heart and her vital organs. Had she not had the implant, she might not be alive today.”

Lucky she had that boob job.

An LAPD firearms instruc­tor told the Times it’s pos­si­ble the implant inter­rupted the veloc­ity of the bullet.

I don’t want to say a boob job is the equiv­a­lent of a bul­let­proof vest,” Scott Reitz told the Times. “So don’t go get­ting breast enhance­ments as a means to deflect a pos­si­ble incom­ing bullet.”

Lisa Lewis is obvi­ously safe from gun­shot attack.

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 28, 2010

I have received 4 more charges, by email of all things.

They are for the Dirty Teacher, the Dirty Doc­tor and the ex-MP.

I’m not sure the sum­mons is legal though because it was deliv­ered by email. The Sum­mary Pro­ceed­ings Act doesn’t spec­ify that email is a valid method of service.

I’d like to thank the Solitor-General, the Detec­tives and the Judges involved in lay­ing these charges two four days before my next court date, I will now get far more cov­er­age and be able once again to high­light the stu­pid­ity of the sys­tem and the Law. I’d also like to thank FIGJAM for wait­ing to amend the law because he didn’t want a “cer­tain blog­ger to take the credit” when that should really go to the Min­is­ter of Justice.

That is now 9 charges just one more to go before I hit dou­ble figures.

Email from Mar­cia Murray

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 27, 2010

Len “Jump-Start” Brown, or more to the point his Labour lick­spit­tle advi­sor Conor Roberts don’t seem to have noticed the change in the wind of pub­lic tol­er­ance over expenses.

After a week of expense scan­dals and a Min­is­ter resign­ing, Len “Jump-Start” Brown has decided to keep the issue alive by jump­ing in the media and try­ing to jus­tify a nice lit­tle jaunt up to Japan for him and the missus.

Manukau Mayor Len Brown is defend­ing tak­ing his wife on his sister-city trip to Utsunomiya City, say­ing it would have been an insult to his Japan­ese coun­ter­parts if he hadn’t.

Mr Brown, a can­di­date for the Super City may­oralty, is faced with con­tro­versy for spend­ing more than $16,000 of ratepayer money to take his wife, Shan Inglis, and three staff to Utsunomiya.

Mr Brown said the Japan­ese mayor would have suf­fered a loss of “face” had Ms Inglis not trav­elled because both the Mayor and May­oress of Utsunomiya hosted them.

What a load of shit, clearly “Jump-Start” knows very lit­tle of Japan­ese or almost any other Asian cul­ture where women are vir­tu­ally sec­ond class cit­i­zens, the kind that should be seen rarely and heard never.

Jump-Start should stop mak­ing excuses and refund the $16,000 that he used to fly and accom­mo­date his mis­sus in Japan.

And while we are on about the cash, he must have used Busi­ness Class at least for that because any flight web­site you care to men­tion has flights from Auck­land to Manukau at less than $3000. I don’t begrudge “Jump-Start” that though, after all he is frail man, but cough­ing to take the mis­sus is over the top.

He should have fol­lowed the lead of the Prime Min­is­ter and paid for her-in-doors himself.

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 27, 2010

These are some of the searches get­ting to my site for this month.

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 26, 2010

hat tip Lukas Rants

We found out the other day that Tiger Mal­lard can’t spell Inver­cargill. Yes­ter­day he couldn’t even count.

Mr SPEAKER: By my reck­on­ing and from the advice I have received, the Labour Party has now used its 28 sup­ple­men­tary ques­tions, and that is not count­ing the one where I gave the Hon Ruth Dyson the oppor­tu­nity to repeat one of them—I did not count that one.

Hon Trevor Mal­lard: I raise a point of order, Mr Speaker. I know that this is rel­a­tively unusual and I am doing some­thing that I have never done before. I am almost cer­tain that I used five sup­ple­men­tary ques­tions. My col­league the whip counted my ask­ing five sup­ple­men­tary ques­tions, which is what I was allo­cated. Your—

Hon Bill Eng­lish: Can’t count.

Hon Trevor Mal­lard: That is the man who should have—

Mr SPEAKER: The mem­ber will resume his seat imme­di­ately, and that is the end of that point of order.

Not a good look espe­cially when you are wrong.

For some­one who is the oppo­si­tions chief edu­ca­tion spokesper­son his lack of numer­acy skills are sur­pris­ing to say the least. What is good for goose is good for the Tiger.

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 26, 2010

Labour and the Greens are busy run­ning around bleat­ing about New Zealand unlock­ing some of the wealth in our con­ser­va­tion estate. Frankly New Zealand can’t afford NOT to access those minerals.

DPF caught out the Greens lying like an IPCC report say­ing that it was appalling that evil National and their Min­ing bud­dies are going to destroy the “most pre­cious and sig­nif­i­cant land in New Zealand’s pub­lic con­ser­va­tion estate to be laid bare for min­ing.

Oh and don’t for­get that “National have no man­date to allow min­ing in National Parks”. David “Rowl­ing” Parker for­gets that Chris “Koru Club” Carter autho­rised Pike River Mine smack in the mid­dle of a National Park. That was ok by him then, he was in cab­i­net that approved it so he must have been.

I’m over their lies, aided and abet­ted by the anony­mous Labour staffers cow­ards at The Stan­dard I might add. So let’s look at the real num­bers in a graphic that even the dumb­est pinko and gree­nie felch­mong can under­stand, with pic­tures. Why the national Research unit hasn’t already done this is beyond me, but here we go.

Mining in Conservation land

Min­ing in Con­ser­va­tion Land com­pared with New Zealand and the Greens fantasy.

As you can see we are talk­ing about fuck all, some­thing like 7 kilo­me­tres square. To put that in pic­tures for the sim­ple­tons it would be like min­ing some of the worst areas of Manukau, which is prob­a­bly far bet­ter to do than keep­ing it the way it is.

Manukau vs. Min­ing area

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 26, 2010

Of course not, except for one shop­ping mall in the UK, which thank­fully we now know because of an offi­cious secu­rity guard and an equally offi­cious con­sta­ble that the mall is a hot bed of activ­ity for pae­dophiles.

Mall Guard accuses man of being a paedoAccord­ing to his blog, Kevin vis­ited the Bridges Shop­ping Cen­tre in Sun­der­land with his son to spend the £10 his father gave the boy on a fam­ily visit. While there, he seated his son on a coin-operated train ride and snapped a photo of him with his cam­er­a­phone. At this point, a Bridges secu­rity guard came by and ordered him to stop tak­ing pic­tures. He said that it was mall pol­icy, and implied that Kevin was tak­ing pic­tures because he was a pae­dophile. Kevin told him that this was ridicu­lous and took his son to find his wife and get out of the mall. He also took a pic­ture of the secu­rity guard “so that if I later wanted to make a com­plaint to the cen­tre I would be able to iden­tify him.”

Out­side of the mall, Kevin was stopped by a police con­sta­ble who had received a com­plaint from mall secu­rity that a sus­pi­cious poten­tial pae­dophile had been tak­ing pic­tures on its premises. The PC threat­ened to arrest Kevin “for cre­at­ing a pub­lic dis­tur­bance” and ordered him to delete the photo of his son. The PC also averred that the Bridges Shop­ping Cen­tre is a hotbed of pae­dophile assaults.

Between the cop and the guard that mall is prob­a­bly suf­fer­ing a mas­sive deline in patron­age. How long before this kind of crap arrives here?

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Whaleoil Submitted by : Whaleoil on Feb 26, 2010

Tele­com is trou­ble, deep trou­ble. Last night the 111 sys­tem in Auck­land failed.

Tele­com spokesman Mark Watts says this morning’s 111 emer­gency calls sys­tem fail­ure “shouldn’t have hap­pened” and is “a bad look” after the company’s recent repeated XT failures.

The 111 sys­tem failed in the greater Auck­land area around 3.30am this morn­ing, with some callers unable to reach police, fire and ambulance.

Mr Watts said cus­tomers in west Auck­land may still be expe­ri­enc­ing prob­lems but the 111 sys­tem has now been fixed for the rest of Auckland.

This is bad for Tele­com. Either their soft­ware change man­age­ment pro­ce­dures and their soft­ware stress test­ing are crap or there is some­thing else.

One hypoth­e­sis is indus­trial sab­o­tage. It sounds far fetched I know but I was talk­ing to a long-time Tele­com asso­ciate plus sev­eral staffers well above the tools level. They were say­ing it is just one hit after another and they are inex­plic­a­ble. The net­work sits there tick­ing along nicely and then all of a sud­den gets taken out. If it was soft­ware it would be every­where. If it was hard­ware it would either be iso­lated to a dud node or it would be every­where. Now don’t get me wrong here, I have zero love for Tele­com hav­ing sold against them and their anti-competitive prac­tices for more than a few years, I am not mak­ing excuses for them, just sug­gest­ing a hypothesis.

It isn’t unrea­son­able to sug­gest that some­one is actu­ally doing the dam­age on behalf of par­ties unknown. Nev­er­the­less no-one has done more dam­age to the share­hold­ers wealth in Tele­com than Helen Clark and Michael Cullen, though that will be exceeded soon if they can’t fix/find the errors.

F**k Telecom

F**k Tele­com

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