February 2010

Oh how funny

by Whaleoil February 28, 2010

Tiger Mal­lard has def­i­nitely got to get this iPhone App, it is even named after him. Do you fre­quently make bad-decision texts — the kind of texts that likely show up on Texts From Last Night? Well, then, you should prob­a­bly down­load Tiger­Text, a new iPhone app that will let you delete those dig­i­tal mis­takes from […]

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Name Suppression perspective from Canada

by Whaleoil February 28, 2010

The Name Sup­pres­sion debate has now reached Canada. What does the colum­nist think, Bring in Name Sup­pres­sion or main­tain their free and open court sys­tem? It’s a rare week that goes by when some­one doesn’t call our news­room to rail against a sys­tem of jus­tice that allows the pub­li­ca­tion of the names of peo­ple charged […]

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Fake titties save woman

by Whaleoil February 28, 2010

There is much to rec­om­mend fake tit­ties but sav­ing your life prob­a­bly isn’t one of them. A Bev­erly Hills cos­metic sur­geon says a woman’s size-D breast implants might have saved her life when a gun­man opened fire at her office. Lydia Car­ranza was work­ing at the Simi Val­ley den­tal office July 1 when her co-worker, the gunman’s […]

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4 more charges

by Whaleoil February 28, 2010

I have received 4 more charges, by email of all things. They are for the Dirty Teacher, the Dirty Doc­tor and the ex-MP. I’m not sure the sum­mons is legal though because it was deliv­ered by email. The Sum­mary Pro­ceed­ings Act doesn’t spec­ify that email is a valid method of ser­vice. I’d like to thank the […]

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Here Piggy, piggy.….whoops!

by Whaleoil February 28, 2010

Related Posts:Nobody likes a dob­ber­Nice things peo­ple say in Face­book ChatOuch!Sat­ur­day Stu­pid­i­ty­What hap­pened to Axe the Tax?

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You know you are…

by Whaleoil February 27, 2010

…fucked when some­one makes a Down­fall video of your prob­lems. Related Posts:So long over­dueTech Tues­day – X.T. mockeryDown­fallIs Steven Joyce going to be a spine­less jellyfish?Flip Flop from Cur­ran but it’s a good one

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Keep defending it please Len

by Whaleoil February 27, 2010

Len “Jump-Start” Brown, or more to the point his Labour lick­spit­tle advi­sor Conor Roberts don’t seem to have noticed the change in the wind of pub­lic tol­er­ance over expenses. After a week of expense scan­dals and a Min­is­ter resign­ing, Len “Jump-Start” Brown has decided to keep the issue alive by jump­ing in the media and […]

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Weird searches

by Whaleoil February 27, 2010

These are some of the searches get­ting to my site for this month. dou­ble mas­tec­tomy pic­tures olympian with name sup­pres­sion dead pen­guins cows the pent­house tele­com the whale $89 undies con­cealed carry .40 mad butcher christ­mas club the death exe­cu­tion Related Posts:New Blog Pol­i­cyNew WOBH productsCourtMin­i­mum Main Road Speed­sNeed a rea­son to Vote Slater? I’ll give […]

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Tiger can’t spell and now he can’t add

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

hat tip Lukas Rants We found out the other day that Tiger Mal­lard can’t spell Inver­cargill. Yes­ter­day he couldn’t even count. Mr SPEAKER: By my reck­on­ing and from the advice I have received, the Labour Party has now used its 28 sup­ple­men­tary ques­tions, and that is not count­ing the one where I gave the Hon […]

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Let’s get some perspective on Mining

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

Labour and the Greens are busy run­ning around bleat­ing about New Zealand unlock­ing some of the wealth in our con­ser­va­tion estate. Frankly New Zealand can’t afford NOT to access those min­er­als. DPF caught out the Greens lying like an IPCC report say­ing that it was appalling that evil National and their Min­ing bud­dies are going […]

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Anyone want to buy a 111 backup system?

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

Well Tele­com might. There is now an auc­tion on Trademe for such a thing. Related Posts:So long over­dueTech Tues­day – X.T. mock­eryIs Steven Joyce going to be a spine­less jellyfish?Flip Flop from Cur­ran but it’s a good oneIs Goebbels still alive?

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Does taking photos of your own kid in a shopping mall make you a paedophile?

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

Of course not, except for one shop­ping mall in the UK, which thank­fully we now know because of an offi­cious secu­rity guard and an equally offi­cious con­sta­ble that the mall is a hot bed of activ­ity for pae­dophiles. Accord­ing to his blog, Kevin vis­ited the Bridges Shop­ping Cen­tre in Sun­der­land with his son to spend […]

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Another Telecom Fail

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

Tele­com is trou­ble, deep trou­ble. Last night the 111 sys­tem in Auck­land failed. Tele­com spokesman Mark Watts says this morning’s 111 emer­gency calls sys­tem fail­ure “shouldn’t have hap­pened” and is “a bad look” after the company’s recent repeated XT fail­ures. The 111 sys­tem failed in the greater Auck­land area around 3.30am this morn­ing, with some […]

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How to make the Biathlon interesting

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

Related Posts:For­get it JohnBiz­zare campaign video

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Nice shooting

by Whaleoil February 26, 2010

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