Wicked Wednesday — The Wine Rack

by Whaleoil on December 10, 2009 · 3 comments

With Christ­mas just round the cor­ner I have found just the thing for my female read­ers but there’s good news and bad about the new Win­eR­ack Bra.  A gal and her pals can sip a lot of booze from the bra, but after they do, she’s going to be flat-chested again.

The Win­eR­ack with two polyurethane blad­ders hold up to 25 ounces of boot­leg… a bot­tle of wine, two frozen mar­gar­i­tas or a cou­ple of Irish cof­fees, if she prefers to keep warm.

The shell is a com­fort­able sports-style bra; the boob enhancers, two polyurethane blad­ders affixed with a flex­i­ble tube straw and adjustable sipper.

The Win­eR­ack Bra comes in small ( 32A36A) and medium ( 34B38B) and when full, increases boobs by two cup sizes. Don’t worry too much about defla­tion as you drink.  Once the booze runs out, you can always inflate the bra with air.

There’s really no way to dis­cuss this with­out offend­ing some­one, but hey this blog is all about being offen­sive so I offer you a choice of three descrip­tions by which you can be scandalized:

• Boobze. (Bonus: Camelfront.)

• Per­fect for duplic­i­tous, preda­tory transvestites–as your shrink­ing breasts belie your mas­cu­line nature your guz­zling tar­get will be pro­por­tion­ately less concerned.

• Bub­bly in your jubblies!

Brought to you from the same guys who brought you The Beer Belly.

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crabby December 9, 2009 at 11:20 pm

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lol thats awesome

aaron king January 5, 2010 at 7:26 am

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shit whale, had to get one for the wife, what a way to take away the sag, fill it with booze and by the time you fin­ish she looks like jess alba again.
love it /bought one
ask for a com­mi­sion
cheers
Germ

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