Now you might be think­ing that I am mad in thank­ing Joris De Bres but he has finally cleared up a few mis-conceptions with his state­ment today, and for that I thank him.

Com­mis­sioner Joris de Bres says unlike stu­dents wear­ing Nazi uni­forms or school­boys bow­ing to a swastika Mr Harawira’s com­ments are not a breach of the Human Rights Act, because he is enti­tled to free­dom of expression.

That’s right, “free­dom of expres­sion”. That means when I talk about Shane Kawe­nata Brad­brook, I can call him a “lazy good for noth­ing trough­ing black c**t”. There is not one thing that any­one can do about it because I am sim­ply “enti­tled” to my free­dom of expression.

Or Cac­tus Kate when she describes Andrew “The Crook” Krukziener as the “lit­tle Jew”, she like­wise is sim­ply “enti­tled” her free­dom of expression.

Or if DPF’s dis­gust­ing, hideous mutant Ginga friend calls him a Jew and a Christ Killer, that isn’t offen­sive either because he is also “enti­tled” to his own free­dom of expres­sion even though he is a dis­gust­ing, hideous mutant Ginga.

So for that I thank Mr Joris De Bres and other mem­bers of the bro-aucracy for once and for clear­ing up that racism is sim­ply free­dom of expres­sion and no mat­ter how repug­nant it is it is one of our inalien­able human rights to express it how ever we desire.

I think he has it wrong though on the wear­ing of strange uni­forms and the such because that also is sim­ply a per­sons free­dom of expres­sion much like a tat­too. But then that would also put an end to the silly gang patch ban, because surely those are a person’s right, nay “enti­tle­ment” as Joris De Bres says, to free­dom of expression.

Accord­ing to Joris De Bres it is now safe to tell jokes about spics, frogs, tulip-chompers, japies, krauts, nig­gers, coons, blacks, dagos, wops, wogs, chinks, slopes, chows, plug-sockets, wet backs, coconuts, fobs, freshies and Aus­tralians because they are sim­ply our “enti­tle­ment” to free­dom of expression.

Phew! I am glad we got that settled.

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