hat tip Eric Crampton
While warmists want us all to drive hybrids or god forbid fully electric cars there are still vehicles out there that real men want. Every-time I drive past a Prius I want to go out and buy a Hummer just out of spite. That is until today, when I saw this post at Crampton’s blog.
It’s ugly but wow what spec’s. The SMH has an article on it.
A Russian armoured-car builder is boasting that its latest vehicle has seats covered with “whale-penis leather”.
The €1 million ($1.6 million) Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition armoured car has been developed by the same company, RussoBaltique, that built armoured vehicles for Tsar Nicholas, Vladimir Lenin and Leon Trotsky.
On its official website, the company says the whale-penis leather is the same as that used by Greek shipping magnate Aristotle Onassis on the yacht Christina O.
Onassis is rumoured to have had some of the barstools on the yacht, the world’s most expensive at the time, covered in the controversial leather.
The leather is not the only tacky accessory on the Prombron, which Dartz claims is the world’s most expensive SUV.
The bulletproof windows are gold-plated, the exhaust is made of tungsten, the gauges are encrusted with diamonds and rubies and the exterior has a Kevlar coating.
The car also comes with three bottles of the world’s most expensive Vodka, RussoBaltique, although the website does warn prospective buyers not to drink and drive.
I WANT one especially with the Whale Penis leather interior!!!! Imagine this painted up like the Orca. I wonder if Dartz would like to sponsor the Whale?
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You are making a big point about whale penises. Reading between the lines, what are you trying to say?
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Not wanting to burst any bubbles, but orca aren’t whales are they? They’re dolphins, which is why people have stopped calling them killer whales…
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Matt O — they still have big wangers.
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