May 2009

EFF chairman makes a Downfall remix">EFF chairman makes a Downfall remix

by Whaleoil May 31, 2009

From Boing boing

The Elec­tronic Fron­tier Foun­da­tion has taken a num­ber of court cases against bully boy stu­dios who are using DMCA take­down notices ille­gally. I am a party sev­eral of those cases after some of my videos were taken down.

EFF Board Chair Brad Tem­ple­ton has made a bril­liant Down­fall remix. The video is inter­est­ing not just for being funny, but also for the trou­bles Brad had cre­at­ing it. In order to avoid any DMCA vio­la­tions, he had to make it with­out cir­cum­vent­ing encryp­tion, which nat­u­rally led to mul­ti­ple headaches.

 

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Twitter for Idiots — Guide for Labour MPs

by Whaleoil May 31, 2009

Don’t get Twit­ter? Are you a Labour MP that doesn’t get Twit­ter? Watch this nifty lit­tle video from @CommonCraft.

 

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Port unrest

by Whaleoil May 31, 2009

The Con­tainer Ter­mi­nals at Fer­gus­son and Bledis­loe will strike this Fri­day, this story has been per­co­lat­ing along largely behind the scenes. That is all set to change this week.

Behind the pres­sures is the desire of the Port Com­pany to make labour reforms, and alter work prac­tices at the behest of the left con­trolled ARC. What has not been reported on is the weak finan­cial posi­tion Ports of Auck­land is in.

When the com­pany was pri­va­tised, and taken within the Auck­land Regional Coun­cil (Auck­land Regional Hold­ings) the bal­ance sheet was healthy. Since then the com­pany has “pur­chased” the Maersk busi­ness, and been viewed as a prime fund­ing source for the Regional Council’s social agenda in order to posi­tion favourably Mike Lee’s per­sonal cru­sade to be the first Super City Mayor. These two fac­tors have com­bined to put the Port Com­pany into a dif­fi­cult posi­tion. Add a reces­sion, and the out­look is not very good. Be pre­pared for the Port Com­pany to try and slug its cus­tomers in every way for any­thing that they do. This may come in the form of increased charges or decreased ser­vice lev­els, both of which are cur­rently being expe­ri­enced by Port users this blog has spo­ken to.

The Port Com­pany have been very hard nosed with their trad­ing terms and con­di­tions, and it is obvi­ous that they will seek to “tax” busi­ness to replace the funds sucked out to sat­isfy the Regional Council’s social agenda. I do not know exactly where the money has gone, but I would haz­ard a guess that the Regional Coun­cil has effec­tively been pre­pared to sac­ri­fice the Port Com­pany to build some train lines and some other “empires”.

The Port response to “tax” busi­ness by increas­ing charges is effec­tively a tax on the pro­duc­tive sec­tor to fund a social agenda.

The pro­posed merger between Tau­ranga and Auck­land was dis­missed by the Regional Coun­cil as they con­sid­ered that the Auck­land Port was a much bet­ter busi­ness than Tau­ranga, and they wanted a dom­i­nant posi­tion (pre­sum­ably so that they could suck more money out?). Now the sit­u­a­tion is vis­i­bly turned, and Tau­ranga (who report pub­licly) will show a profit of around $40,000,000 while Auck­land is look­ing to be around $8,000,000 if they are lucky. There will have to be some rear­rang­ing of num­bers to achieve that! Four years ago the posi­tion was reversed and Tau­ranga was lucky to break ten mil­lion. Tau­ranga now prob­a­bly has the money to bail Auck­land out of the mire.

This doesn’t even con­sider the debt moun­tain referred to in yes­ter­days Sun­day Star:

A $105.5 mil­lion debt time bomb is putting pres­sure on Ports of Auck­land owner Auck­land Regional Hold­ings to inject cash into the com­pany for the first time.

The money must be repaid by Decem­ber 18, and Ports of Auck­land chief finan­cial offi­cer Wayne Thomp­son told the Sun­day Star-Times he is “highly con­fi­dent” the debt will be refi­nanced in time.

Ana­lysts and indus­try sources have wel­comed those assur­ances, given the fact that the $105.5m debt has blown the Port’s cur­rent lia­bil­i­ties out to $131.3m, more than four times its cur­rent assets of $28.3m and, accord­ing to the text­books at least, a posi­tion of sig­nif­i­cant tech­ni­cal insolvency.

There is spec­u­la­tion the bal­ance sheet cri­sis was a fac­tor in the depar­ture of Ports chair­man Gary Judd, forcibly dumped by ARH just over a week ago.

In the four years since it bought the Ports shares it did not already own, ARH has stripped out more than half a bil­lion dol­lars from the for­mer listed ports com­pany, earn­ing the invest­ment arm of the Auck­land Regional Coun­cil the sobri­quets of “cor­po­rate raider” and “asset stripper”.

It could be a long cold hard win­ter on the Port. Watch for extreme con­di­tions, with some cold winds and a lot of hail, not to men­tion wail­ing from the unions. One thing cer­tain is that there will not be a lot of warm weather for indus­trial set­tle­ments for some time (unless they merge with Tauranga!!)

There is a real case to release the Port from its polit­i­cal hand­cuffs, and get out in the mar­ket again, and per­form like a busi­ness, not a social service.

Auck­land Regional Hold­ings has effec­tively neutered a very effi­cient organ­i­sa­tion, and left no money for the Unions to get in wage settlements.

I wouldn’t hold much hope for the Unions in obtain­ing any con­ces­sions. The irony is that the left wing poli­cies of the ARC and ARH have effec­tively destroyed the left wing aspi­ra­tions of the Union in this case and ulti­mately Mike Lee’s aspo­ra­tions to become the Super City Mayor.

Merg­ing with Tau­ranga would make so much more sense now. It could even free up a goodly por­tion of Auckland’s water­front for mean­ing­ful devel­op­ment allow­ing cash to be released to build bet­ter infra­struc­ture between Tau­ranga and Auckland.

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Is it true?

by Whaleoil May 31, 2009

Is it true;

That Helen Clark threat­ened a polit­i­cal repeater with out­ing his secret love child to his part­ner if cov­er­age didn’t improve?

That Win­ston Ray­mond Peters, 64, unem­ployed of no fixed abode is con­sid­er­ing stand­ing for the Auck­land Mayoralty?

That Win­ston Ray­mond Peters, 64, unem­ployed of no fixed abode likes liv­ing close to drug dealers?

That a self styled tough guy MP attended a S&M party in Turangi dressed as a gimp?

That Richard “Water­gate” Northey is keep­ing a low pro­file just in case some affi­davits get leaked?

That every time Richard “Water­gate” Northey walks into a room with other coun­cil­lors they all cover up their papers?

 

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Mad Cow affects Pigs too!

by Whaleoil May 31, 2009

Pork Chop’s mother, the increas­ingly mad and irra­tional, Drew Glu­cina is suing Brid­get Saunders.

Read­ing the Sun­day News arti­cle you have have to ask your­self whether this tart is delu­sional, men­da­cious or vex­a­tious. The likely sce­nario is a bit of all three.

Drew Glu­cina — mother of Her­ald on Sun­day gos­sip colum­nist Rachel — claims she was defamed by for­mer Sun­day Star-Times gos­sip queen Brid­get Saun­ders three years ago.

Drew Glucina’s legal team is seek­ing $100,000.

Sun­day News has obtained a list of high-profile iden­ti­ties who are set to be called to court to give evi­dence on behalf of Drew Glu­cina. They include a gov­ern­ment min­is­ter and the wife of Rich Lis­ter Mark Hotchin.

The legal action cen­tres around an alleged poison-pen let­ter which the Auck­land Dis­trict Court has been told was sent by Drew Glu­cina to Saun­ders in 2006.

Legal doc­u­ments show Drew Glu­cina denies send­ing the let­ter which included a photo mon­tage to Saunders.

The alleged defama­tion occurred, accord­ing to Drew Glucina’s lawyers, when Saun­ders told peo­ple she had received a nasty let­ter from the mother of her then-rival.

It is Drew Glucina’s claim that because peo­ple have been told she sent the poison-pen let­ter, she is now con­sid­ered to be a per­son who does not “abide by law” and “acts unethically”.

Right lets look at this ratio­nally rather than through the eyes of Drew’s lawyer who will be the only one to ben­e­fit from this cat fight.

Firstly, she is only seek­ing a hundy! No one in right mind only seeks a hundy. She is suing for defama­tion which means that the value she puts on her “rep­u­ta­tion” is a hundy. A slap­per work­ing K Road would ask for more.

In the unlikely event she wins, I say unlikely because it is actu­ally dif­fi­cult to prove defama­tion, a hundy wouldn’t even cover the legal expenses. For starters you have to prove you had a rep­u­ta­tion that could be destroyed or dam­aged in the first place and then you have to quan­tify it. Both of those are ten­u­ous no mat­ter which way you look at it. Fur­ther, If Mrs Chop didn’t write on the note then whose hand­writ­ing is it? Like mother like daugh­ter perhaps?

When you look at her con­tention that she is “now con­sid­ered to be a per­son who does not “abide by law” and “acts uneth­i­cally”.” That is very dif­fu­clt to prove. If I was defend­ing this I would seek to find out whether she has ever been made bank­rupt, got a park­ing, speed­ing or other kind of ticket, ever been fined etc. Prove just one of those and you would see the pros­e­cu­tion crum­ble before their botoxed faces. As for act­ing “uneth­i­cally” well she is in busi­ness with her daugh­ter, need I say more.

If Drew is rely­ing on the court to award costs in order to pay her lawyer then she will be mis­taken. Costs are laugh­able. As I said before, ask­ing for a hundy will ensure she gets almost noth­ing and due to the large num­ber of “wit­nesses” the fool has called that will be eaten up in nano-seconds.

When going into a legal bat­tle it is always best to have the strat­egy of play­ing not to lose. Right now it appears that Brid­get Saun­ders is play­ing that beau­ti­fully. The costs would be mount­ing against Glu­cina and she hasn’t even got into court yet.

While we are talk­ing about court, Why doesn’t the Judge throw it out for being friv­ilous? I am sure we all like to see our courts clogged up with civil cases based on ten­u­ous grounds to safe a non-reputation.

This case will all end in tears for Drew Glu­cina, even if she wins. As I said always play to not lose. She may win, the judge may award the full amount and about $6k in expenses but she will have spent far in excess of $300,000 to prove it all. Brid­get Saun­ders will be laugh­ing all the way back home to her blind trust’s Pon­sonby Villa.

One final com­ment, if Drew Glu­cina thinks that rely­ing on the evi­dence of a pill-popping, mom­mies boy, whose daddy does the laun­dry and washes his car is a win­ning strat­egy then she is mad­der than her daugh­ter who thinks that telling peo­ple she is hav­ing brain surgery will cover up the stom­ach sta­pling at Christmas.

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Some troughing MPs end silence over expenses

by Whaleoil May 30, 2009

MPs end silence over expensesIn the heat of the by-election bat­tle for Mt Albert, two MPs are tak­ing the sur­prise step of break­ing ranks with all their polit­i­cal col­leagues to dis­close their Par­lia­men­tary expenses. Green Party co-leader Rus­sel Nor­man and Act’s… [NZ Her­ald Pol­i­tics]

There is an old adage about politi­cians and being able to tell they are lying. The answer of course is that their lips are mov­ing and today in the HoS we wee two MP’s whose lips have been moving.

There is much more trough­ing going on in Mt Albert than just the can­di­dates. Labour is fly­ing in all their MP’s with the lit­tle ginga tool spend­ing the most time in Auck­land when he is the erst­while mem­ber for Otaki.

The media needs to be loook­ing very closely at ALL MP’s that are spend­ing an awful amount of time, tax­pay­ers money, on trav­el­ling via Mt Albert.

Of course it is very dif­fi­cult to ascer­tain whether there is extreme trough­ing going on because MP’s refused to allow the OIA to apply to them. it is time it did.

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Herald hatchet job misses mark

by Whaleoil May 30, 2009

For months now both Labour and their lick­spit­tles in CityVi­sion includ­ing Richard “Water­gate” northey have been hound­ing Sam Lotu-Iiga about his atten­dence at coun­cil meetings.

They have clearly been whis­per­ing in the ears of Her­ald on Sun­day repeaters and so they have con­ducted a lit­tle sur­vey of coun­cil­lors around the region.

Stran­g­ley in their lit­tle hatchet job there is no men­tion of Sam Loti-Iiga. That is prob­a­bly because his atten­dence rate is over 84%, far higher than any of the whin­ing lefty twats who have been so nasty towards Sam because he had teh temer­ity to dbeat them in a fair election.

I doubt we will hear any squeaks from the left about Sam for the forsee­able future lest some affa­davits see the light day.

Of course they couldn’t get Sam so the HoS con­tin­ued their vicious cam­paign of innu­endo onto Chris­tine Rankin yet again. Despite her Chair­man Mike Lee prais­ing her work level.

Biz­zarely Andrew William’s, the mad mayor of North Shore, the Clown of Camp­bells Bay, has attacked the Her­ald repeater instead of sim­ply refer­ing on the inquiry to the appro­pri­ate level. Clearly the repeater gave him the call after 10am. Every­one knows that to et a sen­si­ble answer out of Andre Williams you need to call before 10am, or at the lat­est before the sun is over the yardarm.

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Mt Albert Watch — Progressives dead and buried

by Whaleoil May 30, 2009

Time of Death on ProgressivesI call time of death on The Progressives.

In Mt Albert it has been observed on numer­ous occa­sions that David “Black­wa­ter” Shear­ers media min­der is John pagani, for­mer loyal lieu­tenant to Jim Anderton.

Spot­ted today sport­ing a fetch­ing Labour party rosette was Matt Rob­son who is/was num­ber 2 on the Pro­gres­sives list.

I think that The Speaker, The Hon. Dr. Lock­wood Smith needs to look at the fund­ing of Jim Ander­ton as “party leader”.

I’d like to thank Matt Rob­son and John Pagani for prov­ing in Mt Albert that the pro­gres­sives have ceased to exist and that now we can have a fis­cal sav­ing in cut­ting the “lead­ers” bud­get of Jim Ander­ton. They have finally achieved some­thing afer all these years.

Per­haps Jim could now con­firm the rumours that he is flag­ging it all away.

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Anarchist wins over Communist

by Whaleoil May 30, 2009

As expected the anar­chist Metiria Turei has beaten the com­mu­nist Sue Brad­ford for the role of leader with­out a penis of the Greens.

The hard left is said to be aghast that Braford has missed out after bankrolling her bid. The whis­pers are that turei hasn’t deliv­ered a sin­gle thing whilst in par­lia­ment and that Brad­ford deliv­ered par­tic­u­larly on the anti-smacking bill that passe almost unan­i­mously in parliament.

I pre­dict ruc­tions from within the Greens. Happy times.

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Worse than Swine Flu and far more lethal

by Whaleoil May 29, 2009

You prob­a­bly think that the head­line is a lit­tle over the top but it is true that a global pan­demic far worse than Swine Flu in envelop­ing the world and the con­se­quences are very, very lethal.

I am of course talk­ing about Silly First Name Syn­drome and loyal read­ers have been email­ing cases to high­light the global pan­demic of Silly First Name Syndrome.

Mike Tyson’s daugh­ter has suc­cumbed to Silly First Name Syn­drome.

When I heard about the death of Mike Tyson’s four-year-old daugh­ter, Exo­dus, who stran­gled on a tread­mill cord, I got a bad feel­ing in the pit of my stom­ach. I have a 4 1/2 and a 2 1/2 year old, and before I learned the news, I had just made a phone call to get our tread­mill put back together to be used in the base­ment. Now, I’m reconsidering.

This silly fool thinks it was the tread­mill that killed. WRONG! it was her silly first name.

Police have stormed the Horowhenua Sail­ing Club to evict squat­ters who had lived in the club rooms for months.

But the squat­ters, some asso­ci­ated with the Nomads gang, were not phased by the tres­pass notices issued dur­ing Wednesday’s raid, and were out­side the club house yesterday.

They said they were going to chain the gates shut at the Lake Horowhenua entrance and begin another occupation.

A woman, who did not want to be named, was out­side the club rooms when police arrived on Wednesday.

We were just sur­rounded by police … we were telling them to get the f*** off our land.

They chucked every­thing off the top balcony.”

A power com­pany cut off the elec­tric­ity, which had been con­nected by the squatters.

The woman who didn’t want to be named appar­ently was Misty Nel­son. Bad things hap­pen to peo­ple with Silly First Names and the peo­ple around them.

It can strike in all sorts of places, includ­ing swanky hotels.

French police are search­ing for a British busi­ness­man after his girl­friend was found bat­tered to death in their suite at Paris’s famous Hotel Bristol.

Ian Grif­fin, 39, from the Lon­don area, was said to have fled the hotel in a Porsche 911 after the naked body of his 36-year-old part­ner, Kinga Legg, was found in the bath.

Some in the main­stream media are also start­ing to notice. Vet­eran pinko Simon Cun­liffe must have been read­ing this blog because he has writ­ten in the ODT about Silly First Name Syn­drome. Appar­ently Simon Cun­liffe was a Labour Gov­ern­ment spin-doctor before join­ing the ODT (but from his writ­ings, it is hard to tell that he has changed jobs).   He has a whine and food blog, as well as lit­er­ary pre­ten­sions. Nev­er­the­less he has noticed the increas­ing preva­lence of Silly First Name Syndrome.

Just remem­ber when your doc­tor informs you of the ter­ri­ble toll that Swine Flu may visit upon the earth that a far more men­ac­ing ill­ness is already killing and maim­ing. Also remem­ber that it may not be you who is afflicted by Silly First Name Syn­drome, but you could eas­ily be affected by close con­tact with an afflicted person.

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John Key uses one of my lines

by Whaleoil May 29, 2009

Check out this.

It is John Key’s speech in reply to “Whack it on the bill” Phil Goff pre­pos­ter­ous sug­ges­tion that New Zealand racks up almost three quar­ters of a tril­lion dol­lars of debt if Labour was the government.

He describes Phil Goff’s eco­nom­ics as “Visa­nomics”. Visa­nomics was coined on this blog back on  11/03/2009.

Visa­nomics

vi⋅sa⋅nom⋅ics     [ve-sa-no-miks]
–noun
1. The Phil Goff school of eco­nom­ics: “I can pay this month’s super con­tri­bu­tion with my visa card and then pay my visa bill with my Mastercard”

 

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Russel not as clean as he makes out

by Whaleoil May 29, 2009

Below is an email exchange from a reader who raised some ques­tions with Rus­sel Nor­man after Bryce Edwards blogged about MP’s cam­paign­ing on the tax­pay­ers ticket espe­cially Rus­sel Nor­man who lives in Wellington.

Russel’s reply is inter­est­ing, I won­der, per­haps, if he has been fol­low­ing the scan­dal over MP’s expenses in the UK. Over there all the outed MP’s claimed that they fol­lowed the rules. Rules they may be but whether or not they are morally right in doing so is another issue altogether.

Is he really try­ing to say that he only vis­its Auck­land when he is invited to an event as Greens co-leader?   Even then should Par­lia­men­tary Ser­vices pay for it?

Subject: RE: Wor­ry­ing Arti­cle
Date: Thu, 28 May 2009 17:52:51 +1200
From: Rus­sel Nor­man <Russel.Norman@parliament.govt.nz>
To: Bob
Ref­er­ences:

Hi Bob

I am care­fully fol­low­ing the rules laid down by Par­lia­men­tary Ser­vices.
When cam­paign­ing in Mt Albert I pay for my cabs (I have a car from a
friend up there so don’t use cabs much) and accom­mo­da­tion (again stay­ing
with Green supporters).

I travel around NZ con­stantly as co-leader and Par­lia­men­tary ser­vices
pays for my flights. For exam­ple, I am off to Auck­land shortly so that I
can attend the Child Poverty Action Group bud­get break­fast tomorrow.

Bryce has a long his­tory of per­sonal attacks on me and the Greens, it is
tedious. I no longer read his stuff.

Best wishes

Rus­sel

—–Orig­i­nal Mes­sage—–
From: Bob
Sent: Thurs­day, 28 May 2009 4:47 p.m.
To: Rus­sel Nor­man
Sub­ject: Wor­ry­ing Article

Hi Rus­sel — I’ve just read the arti­cle by Bryce Edwards “MP expenses and
cor­rup­tion in Mt Albert?” dated 27 may.

Can you please con­firm who is pay­ing your travel expenses to the Mt
Albert elec­torate?

Regards

Bob

 

 


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Google Wave — How cool is this?

by Whaleoil May 28, 2009

There is a lot of talk around the inter­net about Google Wave. Per­haps the best sum­mary is at Mash­able and it looks seri­ously cool.

Essen­tially Google Wave is;

  • Real-time: In most instances, you can see what some­one else is typ­ing, character-by-character.
  • Embed­d­a­bil­ity: Waves can be embed­ded on any blog or website.
  • Appli­ca­tions and Exten­sions: Just like a Face­book appli­ca­tion or an iGoogle gad­get, devel­op­ers can build their own apps within waves. They can be any­thing from bots to com­plex real-time games.
  • Wiki func­tion­al­ity: Any­thing writ­ten within a Google Wave can be edited by any­one else, because all con­ver­sa­tions within the plat­form are shared. Thus, you can cor­rect infor­ma­tion, append infor­ma­tion, or add your own com­men­tary within a devel­op­ing conversation.
  • Open source: The Google Wave code will be open source, to fos­ter inno­va­tion and adop­tion amongst developers.
  • Play­back: You can play­back any part of the wave to see what was said.
  • Nat­ural lan­guage: Google Wave can auto­cor­rect your spelling, even going as far as know­ing the dif­fer­ence between sim­i­lar words, like “been” and “bean.” It can also auto-translate on-the-fly.

I have signed up for noti­fi­ca­tion of when it goes live. Can’t wait.

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Looks like Key and English got it right

by Whaleoil May 28, 2009

Bill English's budget public opinionJohn Key con­tin­ues to be Labour’s worst night­mare. He con­tin­ues the mis­ery by super­vis­ing Bill Eng­lish in the deliv­ery of his budget.

I am not going to com­ment mainly because I care not a jot, but also because bet­ter ana­lysts than me have already com­mented on the budget.

The last word ulti­mately on any bud­get though is what the pub­lic think of it, on that I think John Key and Bill Eng­lish have prob­a­bly got it right.

At least that is what the NZ Her­ald online sur­vey says.

Still it was a bud­get that showed that National still needs some gonads. They still talk of “enti­tle­ments”. This social­ist fan­tasy that some­how peo­ple are enti­tled to other peo­ples money must be stamped out.

Right now our wel­fare state is sim­ply unsus­tain­able and hard deci­sions will have to be made sooner rather than later.

It looks like the next elec­tion will be fought on super­an­nu­a­tion and what­ever dirt Labour can fling about. My only wish is that we can have a sen­si­ble debate about the unsus­tain­abil­ity of Uni­ver­sal Super­an­nu­a­tion. Hope­fully with NZ First dead and buried that may be possible.

 

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Labour’s strategists head scratching in Mt Albert

by Whaleoil May 28, 2009

Labour's strategists head scratchingLabour’s strate­gists have called for all hands to help in the bat­tle for Mt Albert. Today they received more bad news. David Shearer is barely in front of Melissa Lee despite Trevor Mallard’s smear cam­paign for which he is yet to apologise.

My deep throat Labour sources tell me that the lat­est polling from multi-national polling com­pany UMR shows that David Shearer is polling at 36 per cent and Melissa Lee is just behind on 34% despite all the mud­sling­ing by Labour.

Labour’s strate­gists are said to be pan­ick­ing and called for a full turnout. Expect all of Labour’s out of town MP’s to be cam­paign­ing on the tax­pay­ers tit.

We could be look­ing at another One­hunga here. No won­der Labour/EPMU func­tionar­ies are lying to con­stituents telling them it is ille­gal not to vote.

David “Black­wa­ter” Shearer will be in real trou­ble if there is any dirt out on him that lands in the final week.

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