July 2008

Sweet Muslim Pussy

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

If DPF can do a post on Youtube, hard­core pornog­ra­phy, PornoTube, YouPorn, child pornog­ra­phy, black­list­ing and Clean­Feed then I can shame­lessly increase my Google Rank­ings by post­ing this image of Sweet Mus­lim Pussy.

Oh come on! What were you expecting?

Sweet Muslim Pussy

 

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Another import proves Labour doesn’t take Botany seriously

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

Labour has selected their new Botany can­di­date to replace dis­graced can­di­date Bren­den Shee­han who infa­mously threat­ened to come around with the rather rotund Muliaga boys and give Wha­le­oil the bash.

Despite the threats I asked Bren­den Shee­han to step in the ring with me and he failed to do so despite the offer a $1000 and a schol­ar­ship for the lard-asses. He still has failed to front though he does lurk around here from time to tme. There is still time Bren­den, 22 days to be precise.

Any­way I digress. There must be some­thing unique about Labour imports from Man­gere because they have selected another Man­gere res­i­dent to cam­paign in Botany. At least this one doesn’t live over the back of a cemetery.

And he is just what we need in par­lia­ment too! Another bloody academic.

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Tut, tut over Tui’s take on Peters

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

Tui billboard in TaurangaTut, tut over Tui’s take on Peters — A Tui bill­board say­ing “When Win­ston says no, he means no — Yeah, right” has brought a warn­ing that it may breach the Elec­toral Finance Act.
The bill­board is in the Tau­ranga elec­torate Win­ston Peters is des­per­ate to win, and the… [NZ Pol­i­tics]

How ridicu­lous is an Act that reg­u­lates satire?

Very ridicu­lous is what it is. Tui is get­ting a let­ter from the Elec­toral Com­mis­sion about its bill­boards, there’s six of them now. about Win­ston Ray­mond Peeters and his def­ni­tion of no.

Good to see the MSM catch­ing up with the blo­gos­phere. WOBH revealed the bill­boards on Tues­day and today is Fri­day so a good three days before the MSM.

This is yet another of the ever grow­ing list of pre­dic­tions that DPF, John Boscawen and I raised when oppos­ing the EFA. Every sin­gle pre­dic­tion has come true. The law is an ass, and a knack­ered ass at that.

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Iti hongi puts Cullen in a tricky spot

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

Cullen hongi's itiIti hongi puts Cullen in a tricky spot — It was a Catch-22 for Treaty Nego­ti­a­tions Min­is­ter Michael Cullen as he looked down the line of Tuhoe wait­ing to greet him with hongi.
Among those lin­ing up was Tame Iti — a man fac­ing firearms charges who has pre­vi­ously shown… [NZ Pol­i­tics]

Oh excuse me while I just laugh my ass off.

Five months ago Cullen and Mal­lard and Ginga Boy and the Labour funded mouth­piece.

DPF points out the sheer, utter hypocrisy of the losers of the left.

The ribs are hurt­ing and it isn’t from training.

 

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Gordon Browns Bunker Video

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

hat tip No Min­is­ter. I can see two ver­sions, the Win­ston ver­sion and the Helen ver­sion. I feel inspired. If some­one would like to send me a script I’ll make them this weekend.

 

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Has Karen been outed by Winston?

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

Has the mys­te­ri­ous Karen Fuchs been outed unwit­tingly by Win­ston Ray­mond Peters? Check out this very inter­est­ing exchange from the House.

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Bad News! Obesity Contagious

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

Pork Chop is a fatty

Some bad news out there folks. Appar­ently Obe­sity can be contagious.

This is truly going to be dev­as­tat­ing news for Ricardo and any other per­son in close prox­im­ity to Pork Chop aka Glau­coma aka Rachel Glucina.

[quote]Obesity can spread from per­son to per­son, much like a virus, researchers are report­ing today. When a per­son gains weight, close friends tend to gain weight, too.[/quote]

Good lord! Watch out for those nasty side effects when you hit the Xeni­cal. The peo­ple sho own the couch still haven’t got the stain out apparently.

Of course those fat­ties out there look­ing for an excuse for youe plus, plus size can always blame some­one else now. “Oh, I caught Obe­sity from her”

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Pot, Kettle, Black Mr Mark

by Whaleoil July 31, 2008

Yes­ter­day while Win­ston Ray­mond Peters was dream­ing abour Alice in Won­der­land and attack­ing every one he could think of he used a rather sad per­sonal sit­u­a­tion of a for­mer staffer to try to smear him. As he was doing that Ron Mark, the “Min­nie Win­nie” of par­lia­ment was heard to call out “pae­dophile”.

Would that be the same Ron Stan­ley Mark who has a con­vic­tion for unlaw­ful sex­ual con­nec­tion with a 15 year old?

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Random Impertinent Questions

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

What is Andrew Williams, the North Shore Mayor’s favourite after hours activity?

Is Andrew Williams a teetotaller?

Hasn’t Rodney’s Jacket just been a spec­tac­u­lar success?

Just who is brows­ing WOBH from Anguilla of all places?

Should I join ACT and be done with it?

Why won’t a soft cock lefty get in the ring with me on 23/08/2008?

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It is Winston who is the “lying wanker”

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

More unde­clared dona­tions have sur­faced as the polit­i­cal death of Win­ston Ray­mond Peters by a thou­sand cuts con­tin­ues with Phil Kitchin deliv­er­ing another cut.

Though not fatal the cuts received thus far are drain­ing the life blood from the car­cass of Win­ston First.

Today’s install­ment is a $20,000 deposit to the party’s bank account that does not appear on its reg­is­ter of declared donations.

The Domin­ion Post has obtained a deposit slip show­ing $19,998 was deposited in one or more cheques into the party’s cof­fers in Decem­ber 1999.

Phil Kitchin has also released the tran­script a very short phone con­ver­sa­tion with Win­ston Ray­mond Peters where Win­ston says “Phil, I told you I’m not talk­ing to a lying wanker like you. See you.” before hang­ing up.

Unfor­tu­nately for Win­ston we all know who the “lying wanker” is and it isn’t Phil Kitchin. One won­ders how long Clark can sus­tain Winston’s bullshit?

 

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John Armstrong: The Great Survivor goes hunting for brainless meerkats

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

John Arm­strong: The Great Sur­vivor goes hunt­ing for brain­less meerkats — The last refuge of a politi­cian in seri­ous trou­ble is to blame the media. Not so in Win­ston Peters’ case. Blam­ing the media is not suf­fi­cient. When Peters strikes prob­lems, they are deemed the prod­uct of a vast media con­spir­acy against… [NZ Pol­i­tics]

John Arm­strong out­line 4 fac­tors behind the refusal of Win­ston Ray­mond Peters to hold him­self to the same stan­dards he demands of others.

1. Any expla­na­tion of exactly what hap­pened to Sir Robert Jones’ $25,000 dona­tion to the party risks high­light­ing the fic­tion that NZ First is morally supe­rior to other par­ties and does not accept money from big busi­ness inter­ests or delib­er­ately hide such donations.

2. Offer­ing some insight into what hap­pened to Sir Robert’s dona­tion would only invite more scrutiny just when the story appears to be (slowly) run­ning out of steam.

3. The reluc­tance of all par­ties to open their finan­cial books for inspec­tion. The only one which reg­u­larly pub­lishes its accounts in any detail is Labour.

4. Win­ston Peters is Win­ston Peters. He does not come in safe, diluted ver­sions. When you buy the pack­age — as Labour has dis­cov­ered late in the par­lia­men­tary term — you get the full package.

Heh, Win­ston Ray­mond Peters cer­tainly is a poi­soned chal­ice. Only one thing is for cer­tain when you get into bed with Win­ston, he’s going to shag ya in the chook and you are sleep­ing in the wet spot with a sore arse.

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They’re raiding the Public Purse again

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

Nats sus­pect Govt offices broke law — National deputy leader Bill Eng­lish says gov­ern­ment depart­ments may have effec­tively been breach­ing elec­toral laws for seven months by using the term “Labour-led Gov­ern­ment” on their web­sites.
Mr Eng­lish yes­ter­day released advice… [NZ Pol­i­tics]

The Labour-led theft of pub­lic monies con­tin­ues unabated. Not only that the Gov­ern­ment has breached the Elec­toral Finance Act 13,600 times on gov­ern­ment website!

Why does Labour find it so hard to fol­low the law?

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MMP">Garth George : I’m sick of nanny state and MMP

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

Garth George : I’m sick of nanny state and MMP — Back in Decem­ber last year I pre­dicted to a gath­er­ing of Her­ald colum­nists that National would win this year’s elec­tion by a land­slide suf­fi­cient to allow it to gov­ern alone.
Noth­ing has hap­pened since to make me regret that pre­dic­tion.… [NZ Pol­i­tics]

Another very good cur­mud­geonly arti­cle by Garth George on why he hates MMP. He mostly hates MMP because of one “tire­some and tur­bu­lent lit­tle man”. He is of course talk­ing about Win­ston Ray­mond Peters.

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Remember back then

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

Here is a lit­tle reminder of Win­ston Ray­mond Peters a few years back. Per­haps some of the MSM might go back to Bill Hodge for some addi­tional com­ments on Win­ston Ray­mond Peters.

[quote]“Constitutional lawyer Bill Hodge has a strong opin­ion on the appar­ent hospitality.

“I con­sider this very much a deep seated form of cor­rup­tion in the Par­lia­men­tary process in law mak­ing… This is unlike any­thing that’s gone on in the past. In fact, I might say it’s unlike any­thing I’ve been aware of, or even heard of, in my time, in 30 plus years in New Zealand,” Hodge told ONE News.

“The appear­ance is that pri­vate money had an effect on a pub­lic func­tion,” he said. Hodge said Peters’ actions have under­cut the Select Committee’s report.

“As a report — that now has very lit­tle value. And I would not be sur­prised if the other par­tic­i­pants, the other play­ers in that par­tic­u­lar branch of the fish­eries, would say let’s run this again,” Hodge said. The con­sti­tu­tional lawyer says Par­lia­ment should investigate.

“I would think, in the first instance, Par­lia­ment and its Com­mit­tee will look into the mat­ter seri­ously. And they have a wide range of reme­dies avail­able to them — sus­pen­sion, admo­ni­tion and ulti­mately expul­sion,” Hodge said.[/quote]

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Taking Tauranga Forward

by Whaleoil July 30, 2008

Simon and the Blue Rinse BrigadeSince Win­ston Ray­mond Peters the for­mer mem­ber for Tau­ranga is in the news alot I think it is timely to announce that Simon Bridges has launched his online cam­paign with both a Face­book pro­file and his new website.

So far in the cam­paign Win­ston Ray­mond Peters has worked very hard to win Tauranga.…..for Simon.

Look at this nice photo of Simon hav­ing his ears bent by some old dears. I ask you who’d really want to be an MP?

And in a lit­tle touch of irony since Simon is tak­ing on Win­ston Ray­mond Peters I note that Aaron Bhat­na­gar has helped out Simon with the site. Actu­ally that is bloody funny.

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