January 2008

Don’t Vote Labour — Reason #42

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008

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Key vows to scrap bail law changes

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008

Key vows to scrap bail law changesNational leader John Key says if elected to gov­ern­ment he will repeal changes to the Bail Act in 2007 that he says have put the pub­lic at risk.
Mr Key wrapped up his caucus’s plan­ning retreat with a return to a tra­di­tional pol­icy…
[NZ Pol­i­tics]

National has vowed to scrap Labour’s cost sav­ing changes to bail laws. This is good but doesn’t go far enough.

National should be call­ing for “Time Sen­tenced = Time Served” and the removal of con­cur­rent sentencing. 

A good start though, per­haps Rod­ney could pick up the bits tha National left off. 

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IRD">Nosy parkers still infest IRD

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008


IRD staff con­tinue pry­ing into tax­pay­ers files — 01 Feb 2008 — NZ Her­ald: New Zealand National news

8 staff were sacked in the first nine months of last year as Peter Dunne reveal that the IRD still has unwanted nosy park­ers snoop­ing out­side of their brief. Not only that a fur­ther 4 were warned for in-appropriate access.

looks lke another gov­ern­ment depart­ment in seri­ous need of a shake up.

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Telecom being prosecuted over broadband

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008


Tele­com to face court over broad­band claims — 01 Feb 2008 — NZ Her­ald: New Zealand Busi­ness and Per­sonal Finance News

[quote]Telecom and its sub­sidiary Xtra are to be pros­e­cuted for allegedly mis­lead­ing the pub­lic with its Go Large broad­band promotion.

In 2006 Tele­com and Xtra launched nation­wide adver­tis­ing of its new broad­band plan “Go Large”, in which it made a num­ber of rep­re­sen­ta­tions, includ­ing “Xtra Broad­band is about to be unleashed!”, “unlim­ited data usage and all the inter­net you can han­dle” and “max­i­mum speed internet”.[/quote]

A clas­sic case of the mar­ket­ing hype out-performing the technology.

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Minister ‘in denial’ over crime rate

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008

Min­is­ter ‘in denial’ over crime rateNational’s law and order spokesman, Simon Power, says Annette King is in denial over the spate of crime that has seen 10 homi­cides in a month.
Speak­ing at the National Party’s three-day cau­cus retreat in Rotorua, he responded to…
[NZ Pol­i­tics]

I still can’t believe that Annette King blamed the “blip” in mur­ders on the moon and the sun. It is wrong on so many levels 

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Heh! 2

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008


New Zealand car­toons by Gar­rick Tremain, Tom Scott, Mur­ray Webb, Chi­cane and Jim Hub­bard on Stuff.co.nz

The Car­toon­ists at Stuff are on fire today.

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Heh!

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008

New Zealand car­toons by Gar­rick Tremain, Tom Scott and Mur­ray Webb on Stuff.co.nz

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You can buy anything on Trademe

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008


Bird Nest for sale — TradeMe.co.nz — New Zealand

Even a used Birds nest. The ques­tions and answers are as usual where the fun lies.
[quote]Hi there. I was won­der­ing if this auc­tion item is suit­able for bird nest soup? My girl­friend is chi­nese & I was hop­ing to sur­prise her with a home made ver­sion of this unique del­i­cacy posted by: hot_fusion (8 ) 9:18 am, Thu 31 Jan

It is likely that this nest would be suit­able for soup. In fact there is likely to be a high pro­tein level within this nest mate­r­ial due to the length of time it remained out­side. Also it would pre­vent the decline of the swift­let pop­u­la­tion. Method: Soak birdnest in water. Drain and soak in sherry. Ensure you test sherry per­son­ally first. This should be done sev­eral times. Defrost chicken and check sherry again. Take the defrosted oven from the chicken and debone. Check sherry. 11:38 am, Thu 31 Jan

Seller Com­ment:
Take the bones and bar­beque on a high heat (time sav­ing tip). Cheak shirry. Cook­ing is done when the smoke alarm sounds. Remove char­coal from the hit­plate on arrange on the stringy straw type stuff in no par­tic­u­lar fash­ion Who cares. Chack slurry. chuck salt on and splat­ter with tam­a­toe sauce. Click sloppy. Knock the whole mess on the floor and retire hurt. Grab a bag of crisps and fin­ish the slurpy. Sleep on floor, girl­friend mad. Never have to cook again. Bon Upity. 11:48 am, Thu 31 Jan[/quote]

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Please Helen don’t go to the Sevens, for the sake of the children

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008

Please, please, please don’t go to the Sev­ens. Have brunch with Judith, lunch with Mike at Te Atatu, but please do noteven be any­where near the Caketin, Welling­ton or even a Rugby game anywhere.

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Marketing Disasters

by Whaleoil January 31, 2008

I know that trades peo­ple like to adver­tise their busi­nesses on their vehi­cles. They do this for a num­ber of rea­sons, tax deductibil­ity, adver­tis­ing etc.

Some though should really think through the full impli­ca­tions of the tar­get mar­kets. This image is one I took this morn­ing while I was wait­ing for my Doctor’s appoint­ment in Mead­ow­lands. For those who don’t know Auck­land, Mead­ow­lands is in actu­al­ity “Lit­tle China”. Lit­tle China is sand­wiched between How­ick and Botany so there are plenty plus Euro­pean customers.

Now don’t get me (W)rong, this guy is prob­a­bly a first class arti­san, but putting his name on the van and busi­ness wasn’t the cor­rect mar­ket­ing call. Nev­er­the­less if you need any tiling and don’t know any des­per­ate Thai immi­grants then please give this guy a call and prove me (W)Rong. Oh and BTW the Indian behind is superb and I eat there as often as I can…it is my sec­ond favourite restau­rant in Lit­tle China after Ken Yakitori.

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Nats odds on to win election — bookmaker

by Whaleoil January 30, 2008

Nats odds on to win elec­tion — book­makerThe National Party has been installed as firm favourite to win this year’s gen­eral elec­tion by Aus­tralian book­maker Cen­tre­bet.
Cen­tre­bet today released odds for the elec­tion, with National pay­ing A$1.47 ($1.69) for vic­tory, against…
[NZ Pol­i­tics]

When the book­ies are against you as well as Rus­sell Brown and Chris Trot­ter then you are screwed. You may as well give up.

Now both Rus­sell and Chris Trot­ter have talked up Phil Goff. The putsch can’t be far off.

[quote] Iron­i­cally, the most impres­sive fig­ure has been the politi­cian who
didn’t make a speech. Phil Goff emerged from the Fortress of Soli­tude
and appeared relaxed, well-briefed and con­vinc­ing in the course of his
media appointments.[/quote]

Watch out helen, the book­ies won’t take any bets and the left­ists are mass­ing behind Phil Goff. 

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Liberian Infantry Tactics Review

by Whaleoil January 30, 2008


FREE MARKET FAIRY TALES: Liber­ian Infantry Tac­tics Review — Reposted
Free Mar­ket Fairy Tales has help­fully out­lined cur­rent infantry tac­tics being used in Liberia.

Yes, that is a life jacket he is wear­ing, last time I checked they didn’t stop bul­lets that well.…of course he won’t now drown in a pool of his blood.

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It’s only a blip — nothing to see, move along

by Whaleoil January 30, 2008


10 dead — but it’s a ‘blip’ — 31 Jan 2008 — NZ Her­ald: New Zealand National news

Phew! I was get­ting wor­ried about the state of crime down in South Auck­land but luck­ily it was only a blip. We know it is a blip because our Min­is­ter of Police and our police and crim­i­nol­o­gists say it and even an old fool from Christchurch says so.

OF course the killings are but the tip of the ice­berg — What police sta­tis­tics do show is that inci­dents of vio­lent crime shot up by 350 from Jan­u­ary 2006 to the fol­low­ing Jan­u­ary — from 4398 to 4748.

Annette King basi­cally blames it all on Global Warm­ing and the Full Moon!!!!!!…well sort of;
[quote]Police Min­is­ter Annette King yes­ter­day vis­ited the scene of the shoot-out in Flat Bush, south Auckland.

She said the hot sum­mer and full moon were to blame for the recent “unusual events” that had cre­ated mad Jan­u­ary in south Auckland.

It’s well doc­u­mented within the police — and we’ve had a long hot sum­mer — and the view is that we often get things hap­pen in this month that we wouldn’t have hap­pen­ing in winter.“[/quote]

Well fuck me with a broom­stick, its all the full moon’s fault and because it is a lit­tle warm.

The Police Min­is­ter should resign forth­with for that idi­otic state­ment alone, but not before going to each of the 10 fam­i­lies who have lost some­one and apol­o­gise to them that her gov­ern­ment think that it is only a blip that they are dead.

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Mike Moore on where Labour has lost it

by Whaleoil January 30, 2008


Mike Moore: Repeal elec­toral act … that’s progress — 31 Jan 2008 — Pol­i­tics: New Zealand Polit­i­cal News, Analy­sis and Com­ment — NZ Herald

Mike Moore gives us a brief his­tory of the Labour move­ment and in the process high­lights just where they have gone off the rails. Unusu­ally for him it isn’t just a col­lec­tion of waf­fle and sound bites.

  • There were many Australian-born min­is­ters in the first NZ Labour Cab­i­net — dis­senters, trade union­ists, who were hounded out of Australia.
  • Chris­tian­ity played a huge role in the beliefs of early Labour, we owed more to Method­ism than to Marx. Branches of my union, the Print­ers Union, were called ‘chapels’
  • Our first Labour Prime Min­is­ter, Sav­age, was a strong Catholic; Nash, a lay preacher; Nord­meyer a Pres­by­ter­ian Min­is­ter; Kirk a young Sal­va­tion Army mem­ber; and Lange, ini­tially a devout Methodist. Labour’s rela­tion­ship with the Ratana Church was the key to hold­ing power in Maoridom for generations.
  • Paddy Webb, later a min­is­ter, was stripped of his par­lia­men­tary seat and lost his civil rights for 10 years because of his oppo­si­tion to con­scrip­tion dur­ing World War I.
  • Tim Arm­strong, Bob Sem­ple and Peter Fraser were jailed for sedi­tious behav­iour. Wal­ter Nash was fined for import­ing sedi­tious mate­r­ial. That’s two future Labour Prime Min­is­ters with crim­i­nal convictions.
  • One cur­rent min­is­ter was ejected phys­i­cally from the par­lia­men­tary gallery for protest­ing against the exten­sion of the pow­ers of the Secu­rity Intel­li­gence Service.

[quote]This short his­tory of demo­c­ra­tic Labour and dis­sent is to remind peo­ple of Labour’s tra­di­tions. Why and how we stand on the shoul­ders of oth­ers in our his­toric com­mit­ment to human rights; free­dom at home and abroad.

Early Labour took unpop­u­lar, minor­ity stands, attack­ing the Gov­ern­ment of the day for their impe­ri­al­ist slaugh­ter of Samoans in an early inde­pen­dence upris­ing. These are the his­toric planks that made our platform.

Why then the prob­lem now with Chris­tians? Is it because we don’t approve of their brand of Christianity?

Why then this his­toric blun­der of the Elec­toral Finance Act, which con­tra­dicts this fine tradition?

Why the silence of the lambs in the civil rights move­ment who so pub­licly con­demned me when I sug­gested we should merge tax and social ben­e­fit num­bers to pre­vent fraud?

Geof­frey Palmer was at his thun­der­ing best when he attacked Mul­doon for his ret­ro­spec­tive and fast-track leg­is­la­tion, and for using SIS files on opponents.

There’s a cost to dis­agree­ing, as I found when I pub­lished an arti­cle com­par­ing all this to Mul­doon­ism. The response was furi­ous and focused. Civil Rights groups have been eerily silent. The Human Rights Com­mis­sioner, bravely and almost alone, has spo­ken out.

Is it all a cock-up or a con­spir­acy that we have enacted such a repres­sive, unwork­able, flawed law to cover elec­tion year activists?

Bit of both. Trau­ma­tised by the Brethren, who the Gov­ern­ment believed were pre­pared to use pri­vate detec­tives to check out fam­ily mem­bers and spend mil­lions, the Gov­ern­ment has used the ham­mer of the state to smash a few nutters.

We are all affected by the heavy-handed response. The con­se­quence has been leg­is­la­tion that will be tested in court and be found to be unwork­able. Good.

Why should you have to reg­is­ter with the state if you want to oppose or sup­port a polit­i­cal party, or pro­mote pub­lic pol­icy? Lawyers have sug­gested that car­toon­ists who seek to per­suade read­ers could be cov­ered, even theatre.

You may have to ask per­mis­sion of a can­di­date to email or write a let­ter in their sup­port, but not if you rub­bish them. A pri­vate poster on your own wall is cov­ered — is graffiti?

Some­one could set up a free give­away paper, lose a mil­lion dol­lars, go broke, and that’s not cov­ered. Even MPs who voted for the leg­is­la­tion can’t work out how to spend their own elec­torate allowances.

Peo­ple are going to test this law, per­haps get a terminally-ill per­son in a hos­pice to be an agent. A heroic defence was sug­gested, that is the law of com­mon sense. Unique in world jurispru­dence — tell that to the judge or elec­toral com­mis­sioner who closed down an anti-Government web­page. The blog­ger wouldn’t give his address because he lived at home and might upset mom. Is this silly or sin­is­ter? Both.

My plea to the party I love is to just repeal the act. Accept it’s wrong in sub­stance and prin­ci­ple before it hurts us fur­ther and does the exact oppo­site of what’s intended by encour­ag­ing big money to cir­cum­vent this law. J’Accuse.[/quote]

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Whoopsy looks like the focus groups got that one wrong

by Whaleoil January 30, 2008

It looks like that despite the fawn­ing, slurp­ing, toad­y­ing, slob­ber­ing and crawl­ing Clark’s focus groups screwed the pooch.

There must also be a seri­ous dis-connect in the con­tact details for one bunch of dis­cred­ited and dis­owned lick­spit­tles who clearly either didn’t receive the talk­ing points from the ninth floor or posted a delib­er­ately anti post to try and hide their clear, obvi­ous and proven links to the Labour heirarchy.

Mean­while the rest of coun­try is saying“John, we like the cut of your jib“

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