February 2007

Now there’s an idea

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

Law­mak­ers in Ohio said today they want to force con­victed sex offend­ers to use a fluorescent-green license plate on their cars so they can be eas­ily identified.

Bril­liant, maybe we can have other colours for other criminals.

Of course oppo­nents of the pro­posed law argue the use of a spe­cial plate would stig­ma­tise every­one who shared the offender’s car — includ­ing their spouse or children.

Oh now there is a cry­ing shame.…NOT!

There are some down-sides, no-one would want lift from them, ever. The up-sides are that no-one would steal your car.

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Three cheers for Mr Hubbard’s heritage successes at Auckland City!

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

Hip Hip Hooray

Hip Hip Hooray
Hip Hip .… oh. Oops.

but don’t worry, the coun­cil has forced the BNZ to keep the old
win­dow frames. Now THAT’s what I call good heritage.

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Garth George on the watermelons

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

Garth George writes con­sid­ered and con­ser­v­a­tive arti­cles and todays is no exception.

He writes about the ram­ming through of Bradford’s anti-smacking bill against the over­whelm­ing tide of pub­lic oppo­si­tion.
[quote]More recently the pub­lic major­ity have been ignored while politi­cians have, among other things, low­ered the drink­ing age, legalised pros­ti­tu­tion and man­dated civil unions. And, it should be noted, all but the drink­ing age law were intro­duced into Par­lia­ment while Labour gov­ern­ments were in power.

How­ever, this is a Green Party ini­tia­tive and when it comes to social engi­neer­ing, the pink­ish social­ists of the Labour Party can’t hold a can­dle to the bright red Greens, whose deter­mi­na­tion to force us all to live the way they think we should makes the old Soviet polit­buro look like a bunch of benev­o­lent uncles.

I always thought that democ­racy was cre­ated so we could have, in Abra­ham Lincoln’s immor­tal words, gov­ern­ment of the peo­ple, by the peo­ple, for the peo­ple. But that doesn’t seem to be the way of it any more.

Thanks to the cor­rup­tion of our elec­toral sys­tem, democ­racy has trans­mo­gri­fied into gov­ern­ment of the politi­cians (if our elec­torate tosses us out, we can stay on as party list mem­bers), by the politi­cians (we know best, so you’ll do it our way), for the politi­cians (we’ll stay in power no mat­ter what we have to do or what odi­ous com­pro­mises we have to make).

I always thought, too, that so-called con­science votes were just that — an oppor­tu­nity for par­lia­men­tar­i­ans to vote accord­ing to their per­sonal beliefs and not have to toe the party line.

No more. The rot­ten elec­toral sys­tem, with its self-serving coali­tions and alliances, has put paid to that, too, and now we have Labour whips flog­ging their MPs into line in case their vote might offend an indi­vid­ual or group on whom it depends to gov­ern. You can smell the stench of that from North Cape to Bluff.[/quote]

Excuse the pun, but that is as a good a flog­ging as the gov­ern­ment has got­ten, even Panty Slut-Boy would admire that flogging.

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What do you get for $1 million?

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

If you are the gov­ern­ment the answer is sweet fuck all.

The Gov­ern­ment has spent well over $1 mil­lion on a recruit­ment drive via a web­site to link New Zealand employ­ers with skilled over­seas migrants.

So far this year New Zealand has two, yes two vacan­cies adver­tised and boy are they plum jobs too, a nurse and a hairdresser.

The web­site is sup­posed to attract skilled for­eign work­ers to help ease the country’s skills short­age. (a nurse and a hairdresser!!!!)

Twenty-eight job vacan­cies were on the web­site last year. Wow!!! that many?

The web­site cost $1.15 mil­lion to design and set up, and a fur­ther $86,400 a year to keep run­ning — is a com­plete and utter fail­ure. Absolutely.…$86400 a year to maintain…WTF are they main­tain­ing with only 28 jobs last year that is $3085 to essen­tially cut and paste some fricken text.…..Rort, smells like one, tastes like, most prob­a­bly is one.

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Whoop-Di-Do

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

Well Whoop-di-do, Prime Min­is­ter Helen Clark is to meet George Bush.

So what, My old man had break­fast with him well over a year ago well before silly old Helen or the duf­fer that pre­tends to be our for­eign Minister.

YAWN.

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Feel the vibe, man

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

Does any­one know any­one who voted for the fool Hubbard?

Any­one?, anyone?

Todays fool state­ment from the fool is that he cal­cu­lated, and I use the term loosely, cal­cu­lated the $500 mil­lion return of his jun­ket to Ham­burg based on a “vibe” and guesswork.

I won­der if he kept the table nap­kin he did the work­ing out on?

Idiot!!!

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Proof that Gnomes hang out with Trolls

by Whaleoil February 28, 2007

Gnomes are not nor­mally known for hang­ing about with Trolls,

Well here at Wha­le­oil­beefhooked we have found empir­i­cal evi­dence that such occur­rences do actu­ally hap­pen. In fact pho­to­graphic evidence.

The truth is appalling to behold but unfor­tu­nately true, Gnomes do hang-out with heinous ugly mirror-breaking trolls.

Now to pre­vent such appalling mis-treatment of Gnomes from hap­pen­ing in the future, go here and help the poor lit­tle blighters out.

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Maori Party advocates breaking law

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

When is it ok to advo­cate law break­ing? Well when you are the Maori Party of course.
[quote] “Maori are left with lit­tle recourse but to take direct action — if repos­ses­sion of lands is what it takes for the Crown to recog­nise their ran­gati­ratanga, then so be it,“[/quote]
So Mr Flavell, let me get this straight, it was an injus­tice that maori land was taken, but it is ok to now flout the law and repos­sess, occupy, even tres­pass if it suits you?

Te Ururoa Flavell has just opened him­self up for pros­e­cu­tion for incit­ing crime.

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Unabated Thieving

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

The Government’s oper­at­ing sur­plus is run­ning $1 bil­lion ahead of fore­cast due to higher than expected invest­ment income.

The Crown accounts for the six months end­ing Decem­ber recorded a $4.4 bil­lion sur­plus com­pared to the $3.4 bil­lion forecast.

Again the gov­ern­ment takes more than it needs, and they have the gall to wank on about “Tory Charity”.

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Quote of the Day award

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

The Her­ald has an online area to make your feele­ings felt. Todays focus is on the ACC jumket-a-thon that this cur­rent coucil con­tin­ues to run.

Here are some of the best quotes;
[quote]Aaron Bhat­na­gar
Make the next coun­cil jun­kets one way flights. This will save vot­ers the has­sle of throw­ing out the dozen waste­ful, incom­pe­tent and self-centred coun­cil­lors who have been run­ning the coun­cil over the last two years. Ham­burg and Bil­bao will no doubt be delighted with the vil­lage idiots they will soon receive.

Ted Heath
Jun­ket! Jun­ket! Jun­ket! Mr Mayor,stop wast­ing my hard earned rates dosh on dumb trips. Espe­cially to Ham­burg. Only a few decades ago the New Zealand Air­force was try­ing to level the place. I dont want one cent of my rates money going to a city which caused loss of so many Kiwi lives. Stick to spend­ing on streets, foot­paths, parks and libraries.

Paul B
Mr Mayor may be hop­ing to sell an extra $500 mil­lion of corn­flakes to the city of Ham­burg but I do no think this will mit­i­gate the recent rates rises or our crap infra­struc­ture. Scrap all sis­ter city arrange­ments unless they pro­vide tan­gi­ble ben­e­fits to the city not just busi­ness class skives our coun­cil­lors and their flunkies seem to indulge in on a reg­u­lar basis (I would not be wor­ried if some­thing apart from end­less reports came from them). Do the ratepay­ers of other cities put up with their coun­cil­lors appetite for over­seas travel? It would be inter­est­ing to know.

B Clark
Sis­ter city? Oh brother! It is just a deceit­ful pre­text for coun­cil­lors to get free hol­i­days all over the world at the long suf­fer­ing ratepay­ers expense! Hub­bard jus­ti­fies his trip by say­ing he made a speech? I hope it was bet­ter than this pathetic line of BS he is feed­ing us! He is sick of jun­kets? So are we! Sack these par­a­sites and bring back Mayor John Banks! He at least fin­ished build­ing spaghetti junction![/quote]

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National gazumps Labour again

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

National has again gazumped Labour on the car­ing stakes.

This time it is National’s just released Char­i­ta­ble Dona­tions pol­icy. This will of course be labeled the “Tory Char­ity” scheme by the scum of the left.

Under National’s plan, the $1890 cap on dona­tions will be lifted and dona­tions of any amount will be eli­gi­ble for a 33.3 per cent rebate.

I know a cou­ple of guys who per­soan­lly have given in excess of a mil­lion dol­lars to char­i­ties and con­tinue to give, I spoke to them last night and they both were enthu­si­as­tic about this pro­posal and both said it would encour­age them to give even more. Sounds like a win­ner to me.

Would some left­ist apol­o­gist please tell me how this pol­icy is bad from the char­i­ties perspective?

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Don’t ever try to mug a Marine

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

This prob­a­bly qual­i­fies for a Dar­win Award.

A fool mug­ger in Costa Rica pulled a gun on a bunch of US tourists only to be attacked him­self and have his neck bro­ken by one of the US mugee’s. You see the mugee is a for­mer Marine.

Oh well, how sad, never mind.

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Even Tui is in on the billboard act

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

Tui has joined in the Pro-Billboard attack with a bril­liant bill­board fac­ing the motor­way. I guess it is no sur­prise that they are into this in a big way.

In other news the Action Hob­son poo­dles are being shamed into a u-Turn or flip-flop if you wish.

They called for sup­port from the rest of the coun­cil to with­draw the pro­posed blan­ket ban on bill­boards in cen­tral Auck­land in favour of an improved reg­u­la­tory regime which would include the removal of signs on des­ig­nated her­itage build­ings and tight con­trols in char­ac­ter areas.

The poo­dle can’t win with Scott Milne fron C&R Now giv­ing them a good spank­ing, “Action Hob­son coun­cil­lors have realised they are on a hid­ing to noth­ing and now want to cud­dle up to the indus­try they sought to dec­i­mate,” and the left­ists also hav­ing a flick at the turn­coats with Bruce Hucker utter­ing this entirely ris­i­ble pro­fun­dity, “While Action Hob­son may have sin­cere inten­tions, they are under­min­ing the integrity of a process we have put in place,”.

That would, of course, be the “hope­lessly com­pro­mised” integrity of a process, eh Bruce?

I think Scott Milne sums up the new turn of events rather nicely, a des­per­ate bid to head off “polit­i­cal sui­cide”. Indeed.

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ACC">Another Junket for ACC

by Whaleoil February 27, 2007

Mayor Dick Hub­bard just really seems like a slow learner.

He is cop­ping a flog­ging for another ratepayer funded jun­ket that has come to light.

Mayor Dick Hub­bard, coun­cil­lor John Hinch­cliff and Car­o­line Las­siter, the city council’s man­ager of inter­na­tional affairs, went to Ham­burg last Octo­ber for four days to dis­cuss form­ing an “eco­nomic alliance” fly­ing busi­ness class after that they went to see some films in Busan, Korea again all busi­ness class.

More friv­o­lous waste and the Gov­ern­ment thinks it needs a rates inquiry to work out why rates are going through the roof.

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More on the so-called Independent Inquiry

by Whaleoil February 26, 2007

The evi­dence is mount­ing that Labour’s so-called “Inde­pen­dent” Inquiry is far from inde­pen­dent, in fact it is appear­ing to be a Labour Party set up.

Check this out, inde­pen­dent rates inquiry panel mem­ber Chris­tine Cheyne is a for­mer worker in Helen Clark’s office.

And that to the other things I blogged about yes­ter­day and it has all the hall­marks of a fit up.

UPDATE: Trevor Loudon has even more on this sorry pack of socialists.

UPDATE TWO: The irony is that John Carter tried to draw atten­tion this shabby state of affairs last year.

(Scroll down about halfway, or search for “Cheyne”

[quote]John Carter: Is the Min­is­ter aware that Mr David Shand twice stood as a Labour Party can­di­date in the Welling­ton Cen­tral elec­torate, and that Dr Chris­tine Cheyne worked in the Prime Minister’s office in 2001 and 2002; what steps has he taken to ensure that no con­flict of inter­est exists that might under­mine the inde­pen­dence of this much-needed inquiry, and is he sure that we will not end up with the same sort of thing we had with the Ingram inquiry?[/quote]

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