January 2007

Outstanding Press Release

by Whaleoil January 31, 2007

It is bad enough when you silly lit­tle stunt gets snapped. It is worse when every­one mocks you for it.
[quote]PR: Young Nation­als con­cerned for wel­fare of Bee­hive staff

The Young Nation­als have today lodged a com­plaint with Occu­pa­tional Safety and Health on behalf of all the Gov­ern­ment press sec­re­taries in the Beehive.

“We’re very con­cerned that these press sec­re­taries have been forced to spend all day on a key­board, vot­ing against John Key. Their employer should not be requir­ing them to endan­ger their health like this” said Young Nation­als Pres­i­dent Matthew Patterson.

Mr Pat­ter­son is refer­ring to rev­e­la­tions in the Domin­ion Post today that over 17,000 votes in a Domin­ion Post online poll came from par­lia­men­tary computers.

“Did their over­seers ensure that they took proper breaks of at least ten min­utes every hour? Were they pro­vided with ergonom­i­cally cor­rect key­boards to facil­i­tate their mul­ti­ple online vot­ing activities?”

“We call on the Depart­ment of Labour to inves­ti­gate these prac­tices and ensure Gov­ern­ment press sec­re­taries are not being put unduly at risk” [/quote]

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Nothing to see here, move along

by Whaleoil January 31, 2007

Helen Clark is becom­ing more and more like Mul­doon as the days progress. From her haughty arro­gance to her snarling cackle the resem­b­lence is uncanny.

Her lat­est attempt at Mul­doon­ism is to snub John Key’s invi­ta­tion to actu­ally see with her own eyes what she and her lick­spit­tles deny even exists.
[quote]“I wel­come the Prime Min­is­ter if she wants to come with me on those vis­its. We can go together and if she doesn’t, I’ll go on my own. If she doesn’t recog­nise there’s an under­class that’s grow­ing … she’s wel­come to that opin­ion, but I don’t think New Zealan­ders share her view.“[/quote]

Yep, John, 80.9% think you are right and she is wrong.

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Fricken’ Cheats, caught again

by Whaleoil January 31, 2007

Won­ders never cease.

The labour lick­spit­tles in par­lia­ment have been try­ing to curry favour with the Killer Queen by ser­ial vot­ing on a Stuff poll to skew the results.

When will they learn? Prob­a­bly never, social­ists are born cheaters.

Are they so used to cheat­ing that it is the first response to any­thing they do? Unfor­tu­nately it seems that is so.

Inci­den­tally the poll though unsci­en­tific shows that 55% think John key will be the next Prime min­is­ter, a sec­ond poll shows that despite the lick­spit­tle denials that an under­class exists 80.9% say it does and that it is growing.

As my kids say…“So long, suckers”

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Thought for the Day

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

Life should NOT be a jour­ney to the grave with the inten­tion of arriv­ing safely in an attrac­tive and well pre­served body, but rather to skid in side­ways — Chardon­nay in one hand — choco­late in the other — body thor­oughly used up, totally worn out and scream­ing “WOO HOO, What a Ride”

–Cicada

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Shane Jones to finally stand down, well maybe

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

Shane Jones has been rifling the pub­lic purse for well over a year now despite ear­lier pledg­ing to stand down from his posi­tion as Chair­man of the Maori Fish­eries Commission.

Now he has said he will stand down, but not until March!!!

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Tick Tock Tick Tock, bye bye El Jefe

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

El Jefe’s days are numbered.

The Killer Queen is killing him slowly.

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CYFSWATCH">Panty Slut Boy makes it to CYFSWATCH

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

CYFSWATCH has repub­lished the sor­did details of Panty Slut-Boy and his whack­ing good times in the Dunedin BDSM scene.

I note that there is also a good google search avail­able for Panty Slut-Boy.

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Waste-O-Meter is now Live

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

The Labour Party Waste-O-Meter is now live.

Watch those num­bers spin round.

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Road Trippin’

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

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A Fair Go for All

by Whaleoil January 30, 2007

John Key has deliv­ered his first major speech and aren’t the left­ies just hav­ing a spew about it all.

labour will be wor­ried, not only have they essen­tially lost the Maori vote they will now be los­ing the vote of mid­dle New Zealand who will read his words and agree.

It is time for the Killer Queen to depart, enough is enough, oh yeah and Helen, Pay it Back would ya.

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Ralston a gonner

by Whaleoil January 29, 2007

Bill Ral­ston has quit.

Prob­a­bly before he was fired.

His last day is this Friday.

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Join the dots

by Whaleoil January 29, 2007

With all the fin­ger point­ing and carry on fol­low­ing the Bur­ton parole affair, you would think that some­one, just one per­son, a so-called jour­nal­ist would per­haps try to con­nect the dots with Corrections.

They haven’t thus far, so lets give them a lit­tle assistance.

  • INCIS — who was in charge of this abject failure?
  • West­ern Aus­tralian Police Force — Who was the com­mis­sioner who over­saw this com­pletely and utterly use­less Police Depart­ment suf­fer a Royal Com­mis­sion of Inquiry?
  • Depart­ment of Cor­rec­tions — Who is charge of this bro­ken Department?

The answer to all three is of course Barry Matthews.

Gee go fig­ure, any organ­i­sa­tion where he is in charge always takes a nose dive. Is there, I won­der, a com­mon denominator?

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Health is costing Labour

by Whaleoil January 29, 2007

Labour is cop­ping a flog­ging in Health.

Despite pour­ing bil­lions into the sec­tor there is no dis­cernible improve­ment in the sector.

To add more mis­ery to the gov­ern­ment after the Her­ald revealed that 35,000 peo­ple were culled from the wait­ing list last year we find out that despite a $2b injec­tion in the GP arena their fees are to rise any­way, mainly because of the pend­ing pay increases for nurses.

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Thai Tiler to Sue Thaito

by Whaleoil January 29, 2007

Thaito Phillip “el Jefe” Field’s Thai Tiler is to sue him for non-payment for the work he completed.

This is all get­ting far too messy now. Best the tiler moves quick before Field is in the pokey.

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Parachute Festival ordered 13000 rubbers

by Whaleoil January 29, 2007

A rep­utable infor­mant tells me that the Para­chute Fes­ti­val organ­is­ers con­tacted the Pros­ti­tutes Col­lec­tive in Welling­ton and placed an order for 13,000 con­doms for the festival.

I have no rea­son to dis-believe this infor­mant and s/he is impec­ca­bly connected.

Oh well I sup­pose they were prac­tic­ing “safe” sex as well as Christianity.

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