This jet­ski boo­gies…we have just returned from a round Mokoia Island trip with the major­ity of it trav­el­ling at over 100km/h….that is scary fast at that 10mm above the water.

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Now that has gotta hurt.

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I have really been think­ing hard about those powernaps.

When I was at Rotorua Bun­nings I saw they had “Power Gar­dens” for sale, are these related to “powernaps”.

I also thought about those “safe” dri­vers that use “pow­er­naps”. Do they use “pow­er­naps” as they drive and is it safer to use them in con­junc­tion with cruise control.

Could come­one at LTSA or Tran­sit please explain.

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The Her­ald has some polit­i­cal quotes of the year.

The best ones IMHO are;
“An orches­trated litany of Thais,“
 National MP Mau­rice Williamson’s obser­va­tion on embat­tled Labour MP Taito Phillip Field’s cover story for hir­ing Thais to work on his home in Samoa.

 “We won’t pay the money back.” 
Labour Min­is­ter Pete Hodg­son, gets a bit ahead of the Government’s script by rul­ing out any repay­ment of Par­lia­men­tary Ser­vices fund­ing for elec­tion cam­paign material.

“When you look at it from the out­side, it’s either incom­pe­tence or polit­i­cal bias.”
Don Brash attacks the police for not pros­e­cut­ing Labour over breaches of elec­tion spend­ing laws.

Of course they have for­got­ten the mem­o­rable quote from the Prime Min­is­ter in par­lia­ment. “Labour played by the rules”

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This is the actual hang­ing of Sad­dam tak­ing with a mobile phone video cam­era. Adios Sad­dam! Nos vemos en el Infierno.

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The Auck­land City Coun­cil are a bunch of wastrels.

They spent over $160,000 on over­seas travel. Hub­bard and Hucker eas­ily out­strip­ping all the oth­ers with $43,163 and more $30,000 respectively.

Fig­ures show that they con­tinue to blow hun­dreds of thou­sands on travel. Other coun­cils are not so free and easy with their rate pay­ers funds.

• Auck­land Regional Coun­cil spent $16,200
• North Shore City $25,000
• Wait­akere City $39,412

Time for Dick and Co to take a hike.

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Fran O’Sullivan once again calls Labour to account for its lack of integrity.

She as usual saves the best lines till last.

Yep,  she is right, no integrity, no moral val­our, scum in other words.

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Or does Fox News on 57 Sky just rock.

It begs the ques­tion where is our own Fox News for NZ…anyone inter­ested in set­ting one up with me?

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Now peo­ple have had a chance to read Nicky Hagers book we will now see the pres­sure come onto the gov­ern­ment to fess up.

Matthew Hooten points out that Labour must surely be com­plicit in this case as they have known about a large num­ber of the details of the emails.

This could well be New Zealand’s own Water­gate and the evi­dence will point point increas­ingly to the top lev­els of our government.

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Sad­dam Hus­sein has been exe­cuted and not before time either.

Good rid­dance arse­hole. Hope it hurt.

It has been reported that the wit­nesses danced on his body.

Hang­ing really was too good for this wanker.

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Gooner over at Sir Humphrey’s has a very good analy­sis on the Hol­low­men by Nicky 9isn’t that a girls name) Hager.

Unfor­tu­nately it is a lit­tle astray mainly because of Don Brash’s inabil­ity to ever deal with any­thing electronically.

Nev­er­the­less, i agree with Gooner that National has been the vic­tim of a crim­i­nal con­spir­acy of unprece­dented pro­por­tions that surely must involve the high­est lev­els of our gov­ern­ment in what can only be described as a “Water­gate” like scandal.

My sources reli­ably inform me that there was no hack of any National Party servers or in fact Par­lia­men­tary Ser­vices servers. My own inves­ti­ga­tion and read­ing of the Hol­low­men also shows an unprece­dented level of polit­i­cal spy­ing and sub­terfuge on the part of National’s opponents.

The source/s of the leak is/are noth­ing more than a petty thief that played on the idio­syn­crasies of a per­son not com­fort­able with email.

Don Brash, I am told would tie up the office printer for hours at a time print­ing off his emails so they could be filed in hard copy. He would also read each email once printed out. He often didn’t read them at all on the screen.

Now that shows that DB was a fool for print­ing them out, but that also National is actu­ally the vic­tim of a “Water­gate” scan­dal where crim­i­nal ele­ments are rum­mag­ing in the offices of key peo­ple. That means that peo­ple had access granted to those offices and took out large quan­ti­ties of paper. This also means that it is extremely likely that this crim­i­nal con­spir­acy goes alot higher than most of us would imagine. 

I’m with Gooner on want­ing an inves­ti­ga­tion, but am uncer­tain whether involv­ing the SIS would be help­ful as I am more than a lit­tle sure they were involved in this.

If there is any­one out there will­ing to fund and inves­ti­ga­tion i am pretty cer­tain that using some sophis­ti­cated soft­ware and link analy­sis I could iden­tify the leaker based on the book and also staff ros­ters and details.

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To the cow­ardly skulk­ing cops hid­ing in the bushes today try­ing to ping speed­ing dri­vers, you would have missed out due to the fuck­ing wanker in a camper­van with 75 cars behind him as he trav­eled along at 65km/h and the wanker tow­ing a car­a­van at the same fricken speed.

Where is a cow­ard cop when you need them?

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On my quick drive to Auck­land I saw sev­eral safety signs that said in rather large and dis­tract­ing let­ters inane things like

“Safe Dri­vers use Powernaps”

As I con­sider myself a safe dri­ver i thought to my self…shit I bet­ter get one of those.

I went to Ware­house and they don’t have any, nor do any of the major petrol sta­tions. So it begs the questions;

• What are powernaps?
• Where do you get them from?
• What do they do?
• Are they related to party drugs?
• Will the gov­ern­ment them as well?

There were fur­ther stu­pid signs planted out there by Tran­sit with equally dumb sta­tis­tics like…25% of acci­dents involve trucks, WTF is that sup­posed to mean?…it is safer to drive trucks!!
And then there is the 25% of acci­dents hap­pen at night….WTF is that…again is it bet­ter to travel at night…it seems so accord­ing to statistics.

So one must assume from Tran­sits signs that you are bet­ter to drive at night in a truck using some­thing obscurely called a pow­er­nap!!!! Fuck­ing wal­lies wast­ing our tax dol­lars on inani­ties like this.
And while we are on stu­pid waste of money signs, why did the egg farmer tell me to fuck off when I asked him for a dozen of those “free” range eggs.

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Helen Clark for her hyp­o­crit­i­cal call for us all to com­bat extrem­ism and intol­er­ance when the fricken bitch is one of the worst offend­ers of both.

Need I remind you of three words that prove her own intolerance.

“Exclu­sive Brethren” and “cancerous”

Yet another exam­ple of Labour and their pen­chant to get other to do what they them­selves are either unwill­ing or unable to themselves.

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