November 2006

Key’s Shadow Cabinet announced

by Whaleoil November 30, 2006

John Key has announced his shadow cabinet.

Stuff Arti­cle

NZ Her­ald Arti­cle

Scoop Press release

Big win­ners are;

  • Mau­rice Williamson — moves to the front bench
  • Simon Power is pro­moted from num­ber seven to num­ber four and gets Jus­tice and Com­merce. He retains Corrections.
  • Wayne Mapp gets Defence and Auck­land Issues.
  • Tim Grosser gets Trade and Asso­ciate Finance.
  • Chester Bur­rows gets Police.
  • Jackie Blue gets Women’s Affairs.
  • Jonathan Cole­man gets Broadcasting.
  • Kate Wilkin­son gets Labour Indus­trial Relations.
  • Pansy Wong gets ACC and Eth­nic Affairs.
  • Paul Hutchin­son gets Ter­tiary Education.
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The Aussies are mad

by Whaleoil November 30, 2006

The Aus­tralians are mad.

It is offi­cial. They are say­ing that they may go into Fiji with troops.

Those troops will be dead troops if they even try to invade Fiji. The Fiji mil­i­tary are no slouches when it comes to com­bat, they have prob­a­bly had more than even the Aus­tralians, funded almost entirely by the United Nations.

I don’t know what all the fuss is over any­way. From where I am look­ing at Mr B. seems to have his head screwed on prop­erly. The Fiji Gov­ern­ment is seri­ously over­step­ping the mark in try­ing to reha­bil­i­tate Speight and his thugs.

 

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Jim Hopkins on the Gallery

by Whaleoil November 30, 2006

A very amus­ing arti­cle by Jim Hop­kins in this morn­ings Her­ald on the inep­ti­tude of the Press Gallery.

[quote]I tell you now, but you didn’t hear it from me, the whole Par­lia­men­tary Press Gallery is so far down the gur­gler it’s the water­front sta­dium in trousers. They’ll be gone by deadline![/quote]

So, some­one in the MSM is finally catch­ing up on the bloggers.

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Take a chill pill Dick.

by Whaleoil November 30, 2006

Dick “flip-flop” Hub­bard needs to take a chill pill.

This time he is foam­ing at the mouth over the Tank Farm. The real rea­son behind his vit­ri­olic attacks on the fine cit­i­zens of the ARC is because he lost his chance at a gong in the New Years hon­ours list by not pro­vid­ing the clear yes to the water­front that Dear Leader and Mal­lard wanted.

Well boo-fucking-hoo, Dick, Cry me a river.….get over your­self, there is now less than a year to go till you’re out on your skinny lit­tle arse. 

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Apparently I’ve been arrested

by Whaleoil November 29, 2006

Ed Brown­lee has announced my arrest for sedi­tion.

I bow down before your skills, Ed, I am not worthy.

TINA is defi­nately worth read­ing espe­cially his rather crude, yet some­how effec­tive bill­boards. TINA is now added per­ma­nently to my Blog list. Wel­come Ed.

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Brash quits

by Whaleoil November 29, 2006

Don Brash has resigned from Par­lia­ment.

[quote]He said he had no regrets about his deci­sion to enter politics.

I feel very good indeed about my four-and-a-half years here,” he said. But he admit­ted to feel­ing some sad­ness about his decision.

I’ve come to the con­clu­sion that now is the right time for me to leave Par­lia­ment and I informed John Key of that ear­lier today.

I entered Par­lia­ment in 2002 with the inten­tion of mak­ing a dif­fer­ence and I leave believ­ing that I’ve done that. The National Party is in great shape to win the next elec­tion and I believe that debate about eco­nomic pol­icy and about the Treaty is more mature and more real­is­tic than it was five years ago.“[/quote]

Thanks Don for all you have done. 

 

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Piss off Roguetuz

by Whaleoil November 29, 2006

Rogue­tuz has taken it upon her­self to diss me on Youtube. Silly bitch.

Well, Heather, 22 of Auck­land, Aquar­ius, who loves stu­pid sappy movies like Labyrinth, I make my videos for me not for you.

So please desist from leav­ing me stu­pid whiny-assed com­ments on Youtube. At 22 you have no right to an opin­ion and since you are also a stu­dent no right to actu­ally speak.

At 22 you are actu­ally a net cost to this coun­try and a waste of space, when you become a con­tribut­ing mem­ber of soci­ety then by all means feel free to speak up.

By the way lose the athe­ist tag. I can’t believe you have even the tini­est abil­ity to rea­son whether there is or isn’t a god to even form that opinion.

If brains were dyna­mite you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. Now FRO.

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The considered opinion of Mr George

by Whaleoil November 29, 2006

Garth George is usu­ally very con­sid­ered even when he is grumpy.

Today he com­ments on the new lead­ers of National.

[quote]Mr Key and Mr Eng­lish have a lot going for them. They are not aca­d­e­mics, they have never been school teach­ers, they are not lawyers, they are not the­o­ret­i­cal econ­o­mists, I doubt that either has ever been a union mem­ber and they are only in their 40s.

They are men who have made their own way in life — Mr Key in par­tic­u­lar — and know what it means to take per­sonal respon­si­bil­ity and to work hard in order to reap life’s rewards.

They are intel­li­gent, too — equals of their Labour oppo­site num­bers whose intel­li­gence is unquestioned.

They are both fam­ily men, mar­ried with chil­dren — Mr and Dr Eng­lish have six, Mr and Mrs Key two — and under­stand that the fam­ily unit remains the fun­da­men­tal, indis­pens­able build­ing block of society.[/quote]

I can hear the lefty toad­ies and lick­spit­tles knees slam­ming together in fear.  Labour will be shown up for the use­less bunch of failed teach­ers, aca­d­e­mics and lawyers that they are.

 

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Meddling is as meddling does

by Whaleoil November 29, 2006

The NZ Her­ald has a good edi­to­r­ial about the pen­chant of the Gov­ern­ment to med­dle, espe­cially in the case of Telecom.

[quote]“Over the past few months, the Gov­ern­ment has made lit­tle secret of its irri­ta­tion with some reg­u­la­tory agen­cies. Min­is­ters have, at the drop of a hat, denounced and dis­carded deci­sions reached inde­pen­dently and with the ben­e­fit of expert knowl­edge. Now, the ulti­mate expres­sion of that dis­sat­is­fac­tion has been deliv­ered in the Telecom­mu­ni­ca­tions Amend­ment Bill. Tak­ing charge of Telecom’s split into three divi­sions will be the Min­is­ter of Com­mu­ni­ca­tions, not, as might have been expected, the Telecom­mu­ni­ca­tions Com­mis­sioner. This, noted Parliament’s finance and expen­di­ture select com­mit­tee, would give the min­is­ter a “high degree of con­trol” over the process.”

and this comment

Min­is­ters’ pen­chant for med­dling has under­mined con­fi­dence in the reg­u­la­tory frame­work, and cre­ated con­sid­er­able con­fu­sion. At least, there will be no bewil­der­ment over the split­ting up of Tele­com. The cloak of Gov­ern­ment com­plai­sance has been removed. So, too, how­ever, is the prospect of vital deci­sions being made for all the right reasons.“[/quote]

Indeed.

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TradeMe pulls Panty Slut-Boy Video

by Whaleoil November 29, 2006

True to their social­ist form TradeMe have pulled the Panty Slut-Boy Video Auc­tion. Arseholes.….add them to my list of must get even.

The fight for truth goes on. 

Mean­while, where is Panty Slut-Boy? Still an amaz­ing silence. 

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Flip Flopping his way through the Mayoralty

by Whaleoil November 28, 2006

Deputy Mayor Hub­bard has flip flopped yet again.

This time over his promise that ratepay­ers won’t spend more than $50 mil­lion on a world cup stadium.

It seems that the per­son who has the most influ­ence over the Deputy mayor is the per­son who spoke to him last.

Now where did I leave my Hubbards?

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Hissy Fit from Hubbard

by Whaleoil November 28, 2006

Hub­bard is throw­ing a mas­sive hissy fit this morn­ing and act­ing like a spoilt petu­lant child.

Clearly he is pissed at miss­ing out on his promised gong.

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Well Done Gman, Well done

by Whaleoil November 28, 2006

Gman has a satir­i­cal view of the Tele­com split except it is about split­ting Kiwiblog into three.

Very, very good and cov­ers all of the per­ti­nent point regard­ing the leg­isla­tive theft of Telecom’s prop­erty rights.

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Excuse me Mr Policeman

by Whaleoil November 28, 2006

Why haven’t you gone knock­ing on Mr Hager’s door yet?

Yes­ter­day he said that he still had an email and today he has pro­vided emails to the Domin­ion Post.

Lets look at the prima facie evi­dence shall we.

NZ Her­ald 28 Novem­ber 2006 — “I have the email where Don Brash for­warded it to Steven Joyce.”

Domin­ion Post 29 Novem­ber 2006 — “doc­u­ments sup­plied to The Domin­ion Post by Hager, after Dr Brash’s denial, sug­gest otherwise.”

Hmmm…perhaps a stretch in the cells Mr Hager will loosen your tongue suf­fi­ciently to tell us your source, mean­while here is a charge of receiv­ing stolen prop­erty and oh yeah I almost for­got to mention…all the loot you are get­ting from the sale of the book we will take under the Pro­ceeds of Crime Act.

Chance would be a fine thing.

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Panty Slut-Boy the Video for sale on Trademe

by Whaleoil November 28, 2006

Ok, so Youtube has banned my Video.

Nevermind…you can now buy Panty Slut-Boy — The Video on Trademe plus I will include a free copy of “Lit­tle Lies”.

The money earned could well pos­si­bly be used for my pend­ing defama­tion case or sedi­tion trial ;)

I hope Tim doesn’t snore.

Ooops almost for­got to increase the effec­tive­ness of the Google Bomb. Panty Slut-Boy,

Panty Slut Boy.

UPDATE: View the Video at Google Video and at Dai­ly­Mo­tion

UPDATE 2: and now at Pho­to­bucket

Craaaaaack, smaaaaaaack

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