John Key has announced his shadow cabinet.

Stuff Arti­cle

NZ Her­ald Arti­cle

Scoop Press release

Big win­ners are;

• Mau­rice Williamson – moves to the front bench
• Simon Power is pro­moted from num­ber seven to num­ber four and gets Jus­tice and Com­merce. He retains Corrections.
• Wayne Mapp gets Defence and Auck­land Issues.
• Tim Grosser gets Trade and Asso­ciate Finance.
• Chester Bur­rows gets Police.
• Jackie Blue gets Women’s Affairs.
• Jonathan Cole­man gets Broadcasting.
• Kate Wilkin­son gets Labour Indus­trial Relations.
• Pansy Wong gets ACC and Eth­nic Affairs.
• Paul Hutchin­son gets Ter­tiary Education.

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The Aus­tralians are mad.

It is offi­cial. They are say­ing that they may go into Fiji with troops.

Those troops will be dead troops if they even try to invade Fiji. The Fiji mil­i­tary are no slouches when it comes to com­bat, they have prob­a­bly had more than even the Aus­tralians, funded almost entirely by the United Nations.

I don’t know what all the fuss is over any­way. From where I am look­ing at Mr B. seems to have his head screwed on prop­erly. The Fiji Gov­ern­ment is seri­ously over­step­ping the mark in try­ing to reha­bil­i­tate Speight and his thugs.

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A very amus­ing arti­cle by Jim Hop­kins in this morn­ings Her­ald on the inep­ti­tude of the Press Gallery.

So, some­one in the MSM is finally catch­ing up on the bloggers.

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Dick “flip-flop” Hub­bard needs to take a chill pill.

This time he is foam­ing at the mouth over the Tank Farm. The real rea­son behind his vit­ri­olic attacks on the fine cit­i­zens of the ARC is because he lost his chance at a gong in the New Years hon­ours list by not pro­vid­ing the clear yes to the water­front that Dear Leader and Mal­lard wanted.

Well boo-fucking-hoo, Dick, Cry me a river…..get over your­self, there is now less than a year to go till you’re out on your skinny lit­tle arse. 

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Ed Brown­lee has announced my arrest for sedi­tion.

I bow down before your skills, Ed, I am not worthy.

TINA is defi­nately worth read­ing espe­cially his rather crude, yet some­how effec­tive bill­boards. TINA is now added per­ma­nently to my Blog list. Wel­come Ed.

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Don Brash has resigned from Par­lia­ment.

Thanks Don for all you have done. 

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Rogue­tuz has taken it upon her­self to diss me on Youtube. Silly bitch.

Well, Heather, 22 of Auck­land, Aquar­ius, who loves stu­pid sappy movies like Labyrinth, I make my videos for me not for you.

So please desist from leav­ing me stu­pid whiny-assed com­ments on Youtube. At 22 you have no right to an opin­ion and since you are also a stu­dent no right to actu­ally speak.

At 22 you are actu­ally a net cost to this coun­try and a waste of space, when you become a con­tribut­ing mem­ber of soci­ety then by all means feel free to speak up.

By the way lose the athe­ist tag. I can’t believe you have even the tini­est abil­ity to rea­son whether there is or isn’t a god to even form that opinion.

If brains were dyna­mite you wouldn’t have enough to blow your nose. Now FRO.

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Garth George is usu­ally very con­sid­ered even when he is grumpy.

Today he com­ments on the new lead­ers of National.

I can hear the lefty toad­ies and lick­spit­tles knees slam­ming together in fear.  Labour will be shown up for the use­less bunch of failed teach­ers, aca­d­e­mics and lawyers that they are.

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The NZ Her­ald has a good edi­to­r­ial about the pen­chant of the Gov­ern­ment to med­dle, espe­cially in the case of Telecom.

Indeed.

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True to their social­ist form TradeMe have pulled the Panty Slut-Boy Video Auc­tion. Arseholes…..add them to my list of must get even.

The fight for truth goes on. 

Mean­while, where is Panty Slut-Boy? Still an amaz­ing silence. 

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Deputy Mayor Hub­bard has flip flopped yet again.

This time over his promise that ratepay­ers won’t spend more than $50 mil­lion on a world cup stadium.

It seems that the per­son who has the most influ­ence over the Deputy mayor is the per­son who spoke to him last.

Now where did I leave my Hubbards?

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Hub­bard is throw­ing a mas­sive hissy fit this morn­ing and act­ing like a spoilt petu­lant child.

Clearly he is pissed at miss­ing out on his promised gong.

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Gman has a satir­i­cal view of the Tele­com split except it is about split­ting Kiwiblog into three.

Very, very good and cov­ers all of the per­ti­nent point regard­ing the leg­isla­tive theft of Telecom’s prop­erty rights.

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Why haven’t you gone knock­ing on Mr Hager’s door yet?

Yes­ter­day he said that he still had an email and today he has pro­vided emails to the Domin­ion Post.

Lets look at the prima facie evi­dence shall we.

NZ Her­ald 28 Novem­ber 2006 – “I have the email where Don Brash for­warded it to Steven Joyce.”

Domin­ion Post 29 Novem­ber 2006 – “doc­u­ments sup­plied to The Domin­ion Post by Hager, after Dr Brash’s denial, sug­gest otherwise.”

Hmmm…perhaps a stretch in the cells Mr Hager will loosen your tongue suf­fi­ciently to tell us your source, mean­while here is a charge of receiv­ing stolen prop­erty and oh yeah I almost for­got to mention…all the loot you are get­ting from the sale of the book we will take under the Pro­ceeds of Crime Act.

Chance would be a fine thing.

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Ok, so Youtube has banned my Video.

Nevermind…you can now buy Panty Slut-Boy – The Video on Trademe plus I will include a free copy of “Lit­tle Lies”.

The money earned could well pos­si­bly be used for my pend­ing defama­tion case or sedi­tion trial

I hope Tim doesn’t snore.

Ooops almost for­got to increase the effec­tive­ness of the Google Bomb. Panty Slut-Boy,

Panty Slut Boy.

UPDATE: View the Video at Google Video and at Dai­ly­Mo­tion

UPDATE 2: and now at Pho­to­bucket

Craaaaaack, smaaaaaaack

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